The Ashes - Australia 2013/14

[Walken]

clarke the big hard case ,and the little dwarf warner , ive had bigger **** es than the 2 of them , pair of pricks

is right

 

[Elong]

Jimmy punching someone, lol, don't think he's got it in him.

 

[Walken]

get robin smith out of retirement, we need the judge out there, or freddie, he used to love it with that little beaut clarke

 

[Elong]

Freddie gave Clarke nightmares, absolute nightmares, wonder what he's been tweeting (if anything), top man is Fred.

 

[Walken]

Freddie gave Clarke nightmares, absolute nightmares, wonder what he's been tweeting (if anything), top man is Fred.

I also remember clarke flapping it a bit when Gayle fronted, there certainly wasn't any finger wagging

 

[Walken]

Freddie gave Clarke nightmares, absolute nightmares, wonder what he's been tweeting (if anything), top man is Fred.

freddie is probably wondering why the fight on sat wasn't stopped even quicker, but yeah he had him in all sorts of trouble, and being a bit of a lad there was no pushing Freddie around back then

 

[noharmdone]

get robin smith out of retirement, we need the judge out there, or freddie, he used to love it with that little beaut clarke

Robin Smith.. Now that lad could cut a ball...
And, if true.. Christ.. Could he drink a bit as well !!

 

[Walken]

Robin Smith.. Now that lad could cut a ball...
And, if true.. Christ.. Could he drink a bit as well !!

tough as well was the judge, stood up to merv, the windies, the lot, treated terribly by the selectors

 

[noharmdone]

tough as well was the judge, stood up to merv, the windies, the lot, treated terribly by the selectors

I have a Windies tour VHS that I'm going to get put onto DVD actually.. Wayne larkins, Rob Bailey.. Love that series I do.. Diddled by a dodgy groundsman and a 'leaking' cover...
Smith and Lamb played the quicks really well.

 

[Elong]

Merv Hughes: "You can't f***ing bat for sh*t"
Smith hoists him next ball for 6.
"You know Merv we'd make a great couple, I can't f**king bat and you can't f**king bowl"

 

[noharmdone]

" Mind the windows Tino ! "

One of my faves...

 

[Walken]

just gonna be on youtube all night now watching sledges

 

[noharmdone]

just gonna be on youtube all night now watching sledges

Haha.. I've done that before !
" why are you so fat ? "
" cos everytime I shag your wife she cooks me a meal afterwards ! "

 

[Elong]

"Tickets please!"

And the classic from Heals: "Put a mars bar on a length Warney, that'll get the fat prick out of his crease" to Ranatunga.

 

[noharmdone]

Lads.. This is why Trotts gone home.. Be honest now.. If you were bowling to him.. You'd give him pelters wouldn't you ?