Even if Keiran has only ever had one account on here and is a genuine contrarian who supports Everton, he's still outed himself as A: The owner of a decent sized recruitment consultancy and, thus, lower than rats and wolverines and B: The sort of person who would rather, despite his fast growing recruitment business, spend his saturdays stewarding at Old Trafford than watching the team he supports.
So, would you rather be a recruitment consultant so desperate for an extra 2k a year you'll stand in the cold taking dogs abuse from mancs 19 times a year instead of watching your own team or a man with multiple banned accounts on the forum of a team you don't support who can't admit it even when cornered?