The Banned Obituaries

[MikeH72]

An eerily similar positing style. Plenty of paragraphs too.

Bendtner and Rosicky

Arteta isnt for sale, hes our most creative player, judge him on his best, not his worst, cos hes still the same player and the old Arteta will be back soon. You'd have to be very very naive to believe that. Judge him on his best? That kind of flawless logic would see us picking up the likes of...

www.grandoldteam.com

Advocating swapping Mikel Arteta for Niklas Bendtner @Keiran ????

 

[Efcjake]

An eerily similar positing style. Plenty of paragraphs too.

Bendtner and Rosicky

Arteta isnt for sale, hes our most creative player, judge him on his best, not his worst, cos hes still the same player and the old Arteta will be back soon. You'd have to be very very naive to believe that. Judge him on his best? That kind of flawless logic would see us picking up the likes of...

www.grandoldteam.com

There's no valid denial but @Keiran must do what he can to keep the mask up.

 

[MikeH72]

Some highlights

Steven Fletcher and Kevin Doyle anyone?


In the "He could do a job for us" thread


David Bentley anyone?



How about Seb Larrsson?


Downing was better than Ashley Young


On Moyes getting the Utd job


lol lol lol



On Aquilaini


On Raul Meireles


Lots of examples of RS flattery, here's one.





Advocating selling Jags, Baines, Felliani, and Barkley in nearly all of his posts as well.

He absolutely hated Rodwell too didn’t he from the evidence I’ve seen. Said that selling him for £10m was wishful thinking, months before we sold him for £12m.

 

[Efcjake]

He absolutely hated Rodwell too didn’t he from the evidence I’ve seen. Said that selling him for £10m was wishful thinking, months before we sold him for £12m.

Spent a year advocating that we sell Jags, Felliani, and Baines.

Said we wouldn't get any money back on Felliani and wouldn't make any decent money on Rodwell.

Every post about the RS is complimentary... Make of THAT what you will.

 

[tommye]

@Efcjake

 

[cronullasharks]

Who is sherman cardenas???

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Some highlights

Steven Fletcher and Kevin Doyle anyone?


In the "He could do a job for us" thread


David Bentley anyone?



How about Seb Larrsson?


Downing was better than Ashley Young


On Moyes getting the Utd job


lol lol lol



On Aquilaini


On Raul Meireles


Lots of examples of RS flattery, here's one.





Advocating selling Jags, Baines, Felliani, and Barkley in nearly all of his posts as well.

I'm pretty sure I suggested Kevin Doyle in the Moyes days so I can't really lord it over him on that front

 

[Efcjake]

I'm pretty sure I suggested Kevin Doyle in the Moyes days so I can't really lord it over him on that front

Your Van Dijk shout shields you from a lot of criticism these days Mikey.

 

[Efcjake]

Who is sherman cardenas???

A very interesting question.

 

[cronullasharks]

A very interesting question.

Some insight here @Keiran??

 

[cronullasharks]

 

[Efcjake]

Diamanti

To be fair, Mascherano couldn't get in to a desperate West Ham team either.

Still, i wouldn't have Diamante, he's decent and can create something out of nothing, but all too often he goes missing in games. Fletcher is a good shout, i thought he added a touch of class to Burnley this year.

Barton over Arteta....

Barton has been one of the top midfielders in the league for years too, most players with his off-field track record would've been binned. Its his sheer talent and drive that has kept him in a job, and this year he's been immense. Compared to Arteta who's been gash.

I never said get rid of Arteta, for what we'd get for him it wouldn't be worth selling, but i'd get Barton in and drop him, might be a kick up the arse he needs, rather than Moyes desperately throwing him back in the side at every opportunity. Forgetting reputations for a second, Barton has been five times the player Arteta has this season.

 

[cronullasharks]

 

[trueblue84]

@Keiran

 

[COYBL25]

This is all very reminiscent of the last days of @Soap

It’s the beginning of the end.

@mods can you please change @Keiran username back to his original account please and let’s be done with the pretence.