Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
This was a little while ago but I remember me and my mate went to a kebab house in Pensby (just so you know not to go there for any Wirral'uns), I didn't get anything and he just bought some chips.
He's eating away not a car in der werrlld, and then he comes across what looks like a burnt chip, which on closer inspection, was a deep fried cockroach.
Did he cause a fuss? Did he [Poor language removed], he just took it out and ate the rest.
What an utter weirdo. If that was my chips I'd be threatening the greasy bastards with environmental health and try and get a couple of quid out of the scabs.
He's eating away not a car in der werrlld, and then he comes across what looks like a burnt chip, which on closer inspection, was a deep fried cockroach.
Did he cause a fuss? Did he [Poor language removed], he just took it out and ate the rest.
What an utter weirdo. If that was my chips I'd be threatening the greasy bastards with environmental health and try and get a couple of quid out of the scabs.