The bomb shelter thread.


Am I being lulled into a false sense of security, or is it quite calm out there at the moment.

Even Big Oil is quite quiet.

The bans of @tirion ( dearly missed ) and @GwladysBlue ( last seen screaming at pigeons at the Pier Head ) seem to have dampened down the Anti Ancelotti Faction.
Let's reassess after 8pm.
 

Yes indeed. Lose today from a misplaced Holgate back pass and DCL missing a one on one and we are going to see a major toxic rasp cyclone.

With the loss of their generals, @tirion and @gwladysoooooperblooooooo, I`m expecting "someone " who joined in 2017, but didn`t start posting until three weeks ago to step up to the plate.
 
zat attack seems to have calmed for now.
Need to keep him caged and regularly fed with tasty morsels from football insider otherwise he gets angry and attacks. I remember the first lockdown without football or transfer chat being a particularly dangerous time. Ended up having to sedate him with a concoction of valium crushed up with the bones of Freddy Adu.
 
T-Minus 15 minutes to Official Team News. All personnel please report for Chemical Disinfection prior to bunker door closing.

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