The bomb shelter thread.

[JimmyJeffers]

Dean Smith 100% owns a white transit van and drives around town giving faux big man outrage to other motorists if they make a minor error. Beeps the horn at women but craps himself if he gets a match on tinder.

 

[COYBL25]

Dean Smith 100% owns a white transit van and drives around town giving faux big man outrage to other motorists if they make a minor error. Beeps the horn at women but craps himself if he gets a match on tinder.

He has a big gold framed photo of Sean Dyche above his bed.

 

[COYBL25]

It’s official, the decree has been made, Richarlison is crap.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

He has a big gold framed photo of Sean Dyche above his bed.

Wears a Grealish wig at home at spends an hour smiling at himself in the mirror trying on different headbands

 

[Tommy.]

Richarlison thread looking like ground zero for a floppy fathers gathering after a goaless first half.
I've deployed the boner bots to release vapourised Viagra to quell the spittle before it reaches quantum limit.

I only hope I wasn't too late.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Richarlison thread looking like ground zero for a floppy fathers gathering after a goaless first half.
I've deployed the boner bots to release vapourised Viagra to quell the spittle before it reaches quantum limit.

I only hope I wasn't too late.

lol

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Wears a Grealish wig at home at spends an hour smiling at himself in the mirror trying on different headbands

Listens to Talksport, fond of saying "course you can't say anything now without getting locked up"

 

[Gwladysover]

May as well get in now while there’s room. Baked some banana bread this afternoon, which though I say it myself is not half bad, also have sausage rolls and a tin of biscuits.

 

[Devanski]

May as well get in now while there’s room. Baked some banana bread this afternoon, which though I say it myself is not half bad, also have sausage rolls and a tin of biscuits.

Half time nosh sorted... sausage roll please.

 

[Devanski]

Carlo looks like he’s loving it lol

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Carlo thread simmering...

 

[PhilM]

It’s official, the decree has been made, Richarlison is crap.

As the Thread Supporter for Richarlison, I think Danny should provide me with moderating responsibility for the thread to help protect our young Brazilian prodige.

With my current mellow mood, there’s be no need for bans: I’d just edit every floppy fathers post to read like an Orwellian marvel of utopian dreams.

“The best forward in the league.” - GwladysTopBloooo. “An attitude we can be proud of” - BigStatIguana.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

As the Thread Supporter for Richarlison, I think Danny should provide me with moderating responsibility for the thread to help protect our young Brazilian prodige.

With my current mellow mood, there’s be no need for bans: I’d just edit every floppy fathers post to read like an Orwellian marvel of utopian dreams.

“The best forward in the league.” - GwladysTopBloooo. “An attitude we can be proud of” - BigStatIguana.

To be fair to the lads, Richarlison has had a terrible season. Saved himself with some big goals but when he’s not scored he’s been bad. Needs locked in here and made to clean the latrines to show him ‘the other side’

 

[Jebus_lives]

Carlo thread simmering...

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

To be fair to the lads, Richarlison has had a terrible season. Saved himself with some big goals but when he’s not scored he’s been bad. Needs locked in here and made to clean the latrines to show him ‘the other side’

Personally think he'd benefit from being benched for a bit. Was hoping King could share the load, but we've just flogged him all season.