The bomb shelter thread.

[coollino]

He’s just launched a multi quote ballistic missile attack after someone dropped a pebble near him.

Israel or Zat?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Israel or Zat?

Mossad agent code name Z

 

[PhilM]

Zat is no problem, one punch to the heart and that’s him out for the count.

Either that or distract him with a scantily clad lady boy.

Mention the words 'Saville' and 'Enquiry' and for some reason he disappears off into the shadows. Surely he knows it's about NI and nothing else?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Anyone see that tunnel footage of Gylphi and Holgate sniffing poppers? Not advisable given the circumstances lads!

 

[Jebus_lives]

Anyone see that tunnel footage of Gylphi and Holgate sniffing poppers? Not advisable given the circumstances lads!

Or perfect for what's to come.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Or perfect for what's to come.

Well they better help with the sandbags then!

 

[anjelikaferrett]

He is a magnificent looking young man.

He is beautiful.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

*opens can of lilt*

Ahhhh, that's nice.

Natives getting restless in the match thread. Mutterings of no urgency and being second to everything. Precursors of possible rage.

 

[Gwladysover]

Yes, indeed! He is so fine that he can make old ladies like myself drool lol

And even older ladies like me lol

 

[DanB90]

Match thread is a breeding ground of toxic negativity today. Mind if I bunker down in here?

 

[Sassy Colombian]

And even older ladies like me lol

He is definitely candy, I mean toffee, to the eye lol

 

[Devanski]

 

[Sassy Colombian]

At that pace you are going to be done with your knitting by the end of the match lol

 

[Devanski]

At that pace you are going to be done with your knitting by the end of the match lol

More pace than the game. Knitting with urgency.

 

[Gwladysover]

I’ve got a nice pattern for a blanket and 20 balls of wool if you finish that.