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The bomb shelter thread.

Daveysgingerlovechild said:
"someone".

Well, it wasn't reception lassie, so that narrows it to 2. In his head.
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It might have been the imaginary girl or his imaginary friend. What I found weird was how detailed he was with his drinks; genuinely, who does that?

"Lad, I was getting offered a three-some with some girl but before hand I finished my Guinness, of course 6°C, a glass of Australian Pinot and some salted nuts."
 
JimmyJeffers said:
Exactly! It’s the way he thinks that by adding small, inconsequential details will make the story more believable.
Brilliant really.


Welsh -- 2 One when I was 15 and another when I was doing my alevels--she looked like cat deeley.
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They're all either made up, paid for or now under a patio. No idea how he has all the time to scout players on the internet and goose so many amazing girls.
 

JimmyJeffers said:
Exactly! It’s the way he thinks that by adding small, inconsequential details will make the story more believable.
Brilliant really.


Welsh -- 2 One when I was 15 and another when I was doing my alevels--she looked like cat deeley.
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The crucial fact he’s missing out, is that he paid for each and everyone of them and is now on the watch list of each of those countries.
 
PhilM said:
It might have been the imaginary girl or his imaginary friend. What I found weird was how detailed he was with his drinks; genuinely, who does that?

"Lad, I was getting offered a three-some with some girl but before hand I finished my Guinness, of course 6°C, a glass of Australian Pinot and some salted nuts."
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And, if he'd drunk so much, how on earth does he know what happened, particularly the micro details?

Just practising on here for his erotic novel he's clearly writing.
 


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