The bomb shelter thread.

[Terrarian]

@Bungle todays enthralling entry, I have mushrooms growing behind my washing machine, where the slugs are coming from. I hope you aren't overly excited in the heat it can give you sun stroke. lol lol

 

[Dutch Toffee]

The safety of the bomb shelter they promised. After reading the last few pages, I'm not really sure I trust random strangers on the internet anymore.

 

[coollino]

found a new weirdo level: training video stalkers

 

[coollino]

Exactly! It’s the way he thinks that by adding small, inconsequential details will make the story more believable.
Brilliant really.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/how-many-sexual-partners-have-you-had.45999/page-14#post-1320891

Welsh -- 2 One when I was 15 and another when I was doing my alevels--she looked like cat deeley.

this is one of the weirdest things i have ever read

 

[zzr45]

All time favourite

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/dating.107035/page-28#post-7016205

Was a lunch date and her day off...i watched her eating this salmon whilst refusing anything as i felt like vomitimg...so just sat in silence mostly as she talked away. Randomly she asked if i could do impressions so i did a few accents...

His accents were Ted Bundy and Fred West.

 

[Terrarian]

anyone want to buy a headache, got one from hell today, I don't want it

 

[coollino]

anyone want to buy a headache, got one from hell today, I don't want it

Delph might want it

 

[Jimishorts]

From @johnnydawg68 new collection.



Think we should chip in and buy one for Zac. Need to find out if they can ship to Bang Kwang.

 

[Bungle]

From @johnnydawg68 new collection.

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Think we should chip in and buy one for Zac. Need to find out if they can ship to Bang Kwang.

Can we get this t-shirt distributed to locals to warn them about Zat

 

[john jako]

Massive amount of leicester city dangers coming into sector e today. Dangerous times.

 

[verreauxi]

All time favourite

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/dating.107035/page-28#post-7016205

Was a lunch date and her day off...i watched her eating this salmon whilst refusing anything as i felt like vomitimg...so just sat in silence mostly as she talked away. Randomly she asked if i could do impressions so i did a few accents...

We could have a Zat writing contest..."She was 12 going on 27 and her nipples were as hard as erasers on a number 2 pencil. She had a kid though, named Delilah but she called her Sam. I picked at the scab on my neck and checked my watch a dozen times...where was Uber driver who was supposed to pick me up on a Vespa?"

 

[COYBL25]

Can we get this t-shirt distributed to locals to warn them about Zat

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I like the strategically placed handbag, covering her bulge.

Shes deffo one of Zats.

 

[coollino]

We could have a Zat writing contest..."She was 12 going on 27 and her nipples were as hard as erasers on a number 2 pencil. She had a kid though, named Delilah but she called her Sam. I picked at the scab on my neck and checked my watch a dozen times...where was Uber driver who was supposed to pick me up on a Vespa?"

'i was so drunk I don't remember getting home but I remember her favourite brand of shampoo and her great aunties middle name... So drunk'

 

[tommye]

Think we should chip in and buy one for Zat. Need to find out if they can ship to Bang Kwang.

He's moved to Bang Emyang. Little village just up the road from his last place.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

We could have a Zat writing contest..."She was 12 going on 27 and her nipples were as hard as erasers on a number 2 pencil. She had a kid though, named Delilah but she called her Sam. I picked at the scab on my neck and checked my watch a dozen times...where was Uber driver who was supposed to pick me up on a Vespa?"

"I found myself in one of best karaoke bars in Manilla, 4 tequila sunrises in, when a VERY well known babe from the local party scene joins me.

77 bloody Marys and a g&t later, she suggests going somewhere more lively. She's got a friend who is very interested in comparing how many foreign sexual conquests we've had.

Off we go yo the bar and meet the friend 887 white Russians are consumed (never done one of THOSE, natch). I'm regaling the ladies. The well known one is hot but her friend is a bit of a boot. Claims she's had 56 Danish and 103 French. Can only because she puts out lots. Someone suggests a threesome, but the ugly one reckons she doesn't need another of my sort on her list.

Drink another 999 whisky sodas and pass out over my laptop showing a half completed sex lie post on GOT..."