PaddyJames
Player Valuation: £25m
The midfield next season is Allan, Doucoure and *insert brands/carlos magic*
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You look different without the make up mate. No wonder Tatanka like wrestling you. Native Americans have got to get their bone as well you know.Robert Snodgrass. The Tartan Gylfi.
Allan is so far away from anyone who should be near cull talk that the suns burning his beautiful arse.
Holgate, Gomez, Iwobi get rid. Replace them 3 with decent players. Give my regards to the Stevie Wonder EFC Supporters Club though mate, I'll run up Snowdon for them dressed as a wombat if they want. They wont ever know if I did but I'll pretend to do it anyway. Or I might just do it. You don't have any idea how fit I am.
The last three for me. Hardly saw Delph anyway, but he is great in the dressing room according to his ego.Who would you most love to see never play for us again after this summer from the shower of mammary glands we have in the squad now?
Keane, Sigurdsson, Iwobi, Gomes, Delph for me.
Almost. Can we afford half a season James? Great on his day which is about 20% of a season.Godfrey, Allan, Digne, James.
Allen has been extremely disappointing for me. He's not a defensive midfielder because he has no discipline and is unable to protect the defence. He's not an attacking midfielder because he isn't a good passer, he doesn't create chances and he doesnt score goals.Allan is so far away from anyone who should be near cull talk that the suns burning his beautiful arse.
Holgate, Gomez, Iwobi get rid. Replace them 3 with decent players. Give my regards to the Stevie Wonder EFC Supporters Club though mate, I'll run up Snowdon for them dressed as a wombat if they want. They wont ever know if I did but I'll pretend to do it anyway. Or I might just do it. You don't have any idea how fit I am.
Almost. Can we afford half a season James? Great on his day which is about 20% of a season.
Ok.Allan is in my midtable of my Everton league of rubbishness currently.
He deserves another season but he has done next to nothing so far. The only thing I can say about him from this season is that his hair grows back at an impressive rate.
Under Koeman we signed too many players far too quickly ,we signed the wrong players and changed the team too quickly.When did that happen?
What about Mr Pedestrian, Andre Gomes who contributes absolutely nothing.Sigurdsson
Iwobi
Holgate
Bernard
Davies
They aren't good enough and haven't been for a long time. Should not even still be here.