The drunk thread

[DualityNSNO]

im absolutely smashed and dreading tommorows hangover, anybody got any hangover tips btw? drinking three pints of tap water tends to do [Poor language removed] all

Eat something with loads of fat in it (a fry up basically), also drink/eat really salty stuff and drink water.

 

[madkiwi]

Boundary Road Golden Lager, Steinlage Pure, Heineken x2, Spicy Tomato Juice, Chimay Rouge, Asahi, Tequilla Blanco, Black Bush, Maker's Mark, Galliano.

Feel that I've done the UN proud.

 

[Donald Twain]

Eat something with loads of fat in it (a fry up basically), also drink/eat really salty stuff and drink water.

The only thing he should be eating with loads of fat in it is my sausage! Here it is ...................

 

[Yorkie]

V drunk. Need to get a number of someone of a friend because she apparently fancies me. But need to do it now while the wind is in sails. Mc ds was crap, would've gone for a Burger King but it didn't happen. So deep in my bray Jean I'm off to bey bird. Annan lads

 

[COYB]

face an nose swell when i drink like, cos allergic to vod but still drink cos im the boss
expectin people to randomly come an slap me in town tonight for this like, zoomed in way too much lol

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

face an nose swell when i drink like, cos allergic to vod but still drink cos im the boss
expectin people to randomly come an slap me in town tonight for this like, zoomed in way too much lol

Are you old enough to drink???

 

[COYB]

Are you old enough to drink???

lol 21 .. i cant even get in town [with i.d] there like
go away kid as soon as i walk up show i.d its either fake or still
im 15. ffs

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

lol 21 .. i cant even get in town [with i.d] there like
go away kid as soon as i walk up show i.d its either fake or still
im 15. ffs

God, wish I was 21 again, good times.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

face an nose swell when i drink like, cos allergic to vod but still drink cos im the boss
expectin people to randomly come an slap me in town tonight for this like, zoomed in way too much lol

WTF is dis

 

[COYB]

God, wish I was 21 again, good times.

not evertonian wise ! wish i would of been alive 70's/80's
good times

 

[COYB]

WTF is dis

hashtag, swag, #handsome #drunk

all 3 mate

 

[Deleted member 28206]

hashtag, swag, #handsome #drunk

all 3 mate

GET OUT.

 

[COYB]

GET OUT.

FFS MODZ???????????????????????
im out
soz

 

[dandydan]

Are you old enough to drink???

This! When I had a full head of hair and no beer belly I could pass as younger, but not that much. Show ID or I'm calling shenanigans.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I'm durkn. Gonna suffer in mornin.