The drunk thread

[summerisle]

It was you then, lurking in the bushes.

 

[summerisle]

Probly right there! I just checked the bottle (First time in years - almost forgot where it was!) and there's all sorts of demarera-sugary-looking crystals in the bottom of the bottle......And it smelled even sicklier when I opened it..........Bin.

Yeah, disgusting when sweet.

 

[jal123]

Bought a load of San Miguel from the beer shop by ours last week and was mortified to find they were 4.5%, happy to report that tonight's consignment are back at 5%, a cautionary tale I'm sure, lads.

 

[TheFinnFan]

It was you then, lurking in the bushes.

 

[summerisle]

I will never believe an embalmed dog

 

[steken1]

Cabbaged! Where is everyone?

 

[ilikecheese]

On the sofa lad.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Getting nearly dunrk & stop drinkinining to come home & have yer tea but not even bothering to cook and then scoff a big bag of crisps instead & covering yer shirt in crispcrumbsand then they go all over the carpet when you stand up is as good as gettin totally whyanged and dropping a plate of steak chips& mush peas on the carpet when you comehome too pished to notice & treading it all in to find next morning the place is a 'kin bomb site........

.............Is good form.

night all x Luv you x

 

[TheFinnFan]

On the sofa lad.

same here...chicken wings coming right up, some beer and bath salts

 

[COYB]

drunk, town tonight. bootle boys
on the milfs as always . yerrrrrrrrrrrrrs

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

If I knew how to post a pic of me sniffing my mates sisters knickers I'd do it right now!

 

[dandydan]

it's saturday night the lads asleep the missus is out for a few hours and I'm off the booze for a week......yay me

 

[Deleted member 28206]

If I knew how to post a pic of me sniffing my mates sisters knickers I'd do it right now!

Wanna text me it. I'll sort it x

 

[Miami Blue]

day drinking! get ready to see my d**k

If anyone knows where that quote is from, I will give you a nickel.

Thats American currency, btw hehe

 

[Yid4life]

My worst experience. After a business lunch we batted on with a few pints in the evening before making the sensible decision to move on to the shorts. 5 large Rusty Nails later (double scotch double Drambuie x5) it all went horribly wrong.

That said the time 12 of us did 24 bottles of Laurent Perrier Rose before we actually got to the restaurant didn't end too well.