The drunk thread

Huyton Layne · October 4, 2015

Drinky drink drink. I miss getting poop-faced most I can do these days is get very merry. Good night tonight though with the footy lads. Beep boopity beep. COYB

mitchell1996 · October 9, 2015

anybody pissed

witchdoc187 · October 9, 2015

Laying in a hammock on the beach in Palomino Colombia smashed as a badger. Only problem is I need a piss and can't get out me hammock. 36years opens still winning

Fresh Prince of Belle Val · October 10, 2015

Completely smashed and I've managed to make the last train to Huyton.
I'm such a good husband and I've only fingered the one girl. Up the toffees.

ItsOKImAPilot · October 11, 2015

Went to dinner with a bunch of married people. Didn't go to the after-party. I bought a bottle of champagne for myself at the grocery store and came home to watch USA vs Mexico with my cat. I hate my life.

summerisle · October 11, 2015

ItsOKImAPilot said:
Went to dinner with a bunch of married people. Didn't go to the after-party. I bought a bottle of champagne for myself at the grocery store and came home to watch USA vs Mexico with my cat. I hate my life.

Is your cat meek and mild tonight ?

ItsOKImAPilot · October 11, 2015

summerisle said:
Is your cat meek and mild tonight ?

LOL. Never. It dropped my car keys into the couch cushions and knocked a lamp over.

summerisle · October 11, 2015

ItsOKImAPilot said:
LOL. Never. It dropped my car keys into the couch cushions and knocked a lamp over.

The world keeps turning

ItsOKImAPilot · October 11, 2015

summerisle said:
The world keeps turning

Haha. I was watching my nephew one week and he has this stuffed animal that he adores. It's a rainbow unicorn pillow thing. Well, I took him for ice cream and when we came back, my cat had dragged it from the guest room bed to the living room where it was in full hump. I laughed so hard but had no idea how to explain it to my nephew. This picture reminds me of it...