TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
AND IT'S EVEEEERTON...
The drunk thread
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Via Calais in a lorry ?
Bigmaclad
No mate
No mate on a train or plane depending on how the fans travel
Dithering Dougie
Banned
You sure it's not Powys rather than Paris you're going to mate?...
Bigmaclad
No mate
Powys is just as pretty so maybe
Dithering Dougie
Banned
Paris is said to be the city of love...
Powys is the town of teenage pregnancy isn't it?
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
So is Damascus
evertoniandy
Player Valuation: £10m
Starting to feel rough after a night out Wednesday. Might just be because I'm sat backwards on a train though. Reckon I consumed about 50 units that night. Grim when I think about it.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Tonight I will be mostly consuming last years' sloe gin.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Dad's mate gave me a (home-made) bottle of it about 10 years ago.....still got it - sickliest, sweetest tattsyrup ever to pass my lips.....ugh!!
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Too much sugar, you need the bitterness of the sloes to come through, then it's delicious.Dad's mate gave me a (home-made) bottle of it about 10 years ago.....still got it - sickliest, sweetest tattsyrup ever to pass my lips.....ugh!!
TheFinnFan
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Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Probly right there! I just checked the bottle (First time in years - almost forgot where it was!) and there's all sorts of demarera-sugary-looking crystals in the bottom of the bottle......And it smelled even sicklier when I opened it..........Bin.
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