The drunk thread

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Don't know what's going on here, but deserves a thread on its own.

Need them to go get me one of them automatic tubes for a snifter...And then get a lay-on on their toes

 

[kithnou]

I'm sure what we do in bed pleases his colonial nature on some subconscious level.

you are brilliant

 

[kithnou]

Need them to go get me one of them automatic tubes for a snifter...And then get a lay-on on their toes

No idea what you said just then...but proceed.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

No idea what you said just then...but proceed.

there are some posts he makes where I just say "wtf" and move on.

 

[kithnou]

there are some posts he makes where I just say "wtf" and move on.

That's me with half the stuff these Poms write really...

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

there are some posts he makes where I just say "wtf" and move on.

Best way, tbh.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Well, I think it's gettin' near time when I take the knock...

Me first night shift...It's been a pleasure, folks.

Thanks.

 

[dandydan]

Well, I think it's gettin' near time when I take the knock...

Me first night shift...It's been a pleasure, folks.

Thanks.

So what time did you get up and were you fit to drive?
In other news I have been enjoying sharps doom bar amber ale, anyone else tried this?

 

[Rob17896]

Last time I was drunk, last week (I know too long) I ended up running down a street in Leeds City Centre with my trousers around my ankles pressing my balls up against taxi windows. Then I went into a small building site and stole a barrier and walked it precisely 1.2 miles and up three flights of staires and left it blocking my mates flatmate in her room.

What a [Poor language removed].

Whatever the poor language is, I agree.

 

[COYBL25]

So what time did you get up and were you fit to drive?
In other news I have been enjoying sharps doom bar amber ale, anyone else tried this?

Drink it all the time mate, it's on the bar in my local.

Lovely beer, if kept well.

Never had it in a bottle though, any good ?

 

[Rob17896]

1 - No. A foolish fan picks a fight with the rats of Birkenhead.
2 - No sir. I'll hold your coat when it goes off
Whats there now that TJs is closed?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

So what time did you get up and were you fit to drive?

23:48 - After getting to sleep just after 7pm yesterday evenin'. Took the knock again about 1 am. And that kip was a proper one.

Did me shift, though...Trooper, me

 

[dandydan]

Drink it all the time mate, it's on the bar in my local.

Lovely beer, if kept well.

Never had it in a bottle though, any good ?

sorry mate only just seen your reply, I was a bit pissed last night
And yes it's fine in a bottle.

 

[carlos21]

23:48 - After getting to sleep just after 7pm yesterday evenin'. Took the knock again about 1 am. And that kip was a proper one.

Did me shift, though...Trooper, me

Hi drunk.

 

[Yorkie]

So what time did you get up and were you fit to drive?
In other news I have been enjoying sharps doom bar amber ale, anyone else tried this?

I've had it in stake and ale pie but not in its original form.
Hope this helps