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The drunk thread

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At the end of a brutal week, there's nothing like getting quietly pished on your own, watching the wee blonde lassie from Game of Thrones get bummed senseless.

Bum her Khal Drogo lid FFS
 
bluejock said:
At the end of a brutal week, there's nothing like getting quietly pished on your own, watching the wee blonde lassie from Game of Thrones get bummed senseless.

Bum her Khal Drogo lid FFS
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Daenerys....i'd let her do me.

I'd probably let Drogo do me too........he is just SO STRONG!!!!!
 
Well. I do not remember a thing. All I know is the sofa has been washed and I dont have my wallet or phone.


The wrath will be faced after work :'( CONSOLE ME FFS
 

Boozing on a Thursday night? Those were the days

Why has the sofa been washed? Hiding the evidence?
 
EFCNIK said:
Well. I do not remember a thing. All I know is the sofa has been washed and I dont have my wallet or phone.


The wrath will be faced after work :'( CONSOLE ME FFS
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Bummed the sofa, and attempted to pay for it? And then threw your phone in a boner rage.
 
Alio said:
Boozing on a Thursday night? Those were the days

Why has the sofa been washed? Hiding the evidence?
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No think I must have been sick and my mum's taken the case off and put it through the wash. I was a ****ing mess. The smackdown will be layed on me tonight. Now I have to get ready for work :'(

Bryan said:
Bummed the sofa, and attempted to pay for it? And then threw your phone in a boner rage.
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Its a possibility I'm not going to lie.

Sambuca turns me into an utter prick. Pretty sure I tried to neck my ex's mate. Who is NOT the best.
 

I am iiiiiiiiilllllllllll. Someone hug me and tell me everything's going to be OK :'(

Just rang my mate. He's the same as me, doesnt remember a thing and how we got home. He also is missing a shoe and his credit card. Pretty sure we both fell asleep somewhere and got robbed...
 
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EFCNIK said:
I am iiiiiiiiilllllllllll. Someone hug me and tell me everything's going to be OK :'(

Just rang my mate. He's the same as me, doesnt remember a thing and how we got home. He also is missing a shoe and his credit card. Pretty sure we both fell asleep somewhere and got robbed...
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Have you got a sore asshole?
 
Phenom said:
Have you got a sore asshole?
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Lol we just had a conversation about how we should check. This is epic memory loss. We could have got raped and I wouldn't even know. He was laying an otter down at work when he phoned me and he said there was no blood so he's OK. Think I'm sound too. Just pissed about my wallet and phone!!
 
Lovely stuff. I usually check the photos on my phone to recollect but you've not got that option. Calling other nationalities racist on here can also help jog your memory I've learned.

Good luck.
 

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