The drunk thread

[EFCNIK]

Scotlanders don't recognise asian people as existing.

Girl we know who we saw out messaged me on facebook and said that me and my mate were pointing and laughing at a trainer on the dancefloor because 'how can someone loose a trainer and not realise'. Matched the description of my mates missing one. Turns out he was pointing and laughing at his own trainer on the floor. I don't remember this happening so I'm sceptical, but if it did then that is amazing and Stevie's an utter tard.

 

[Cena]

The missus is passed out on the bed now

 

[Frank Drebin]

The missus is passed out on the bed now

Jackpot.

 

[Cena]

Jackpot.

She's in doghouse Frank

 

[Frank Drebin]

She's in doghouse Frank

Well maybe you can go next.

 

[chicoazul]

The missus is passed out on the bed now

Turn the webcam on and lets party!

 

[Elong]

Lovely stuff. I usually check the photos on my phone to recollect but you've not got that option. Calling other nationalities racist on here can also help jog your memory I've learned.

Good luck.

Chico, advert playing over here.

[video=youtube;idYL5oMgHes]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idYL5oMgHes&feature=related[/video]

It's pretty casual Chics, bring a couple brews something for the barbie, just don't bring you mates to the forum next time aye?

Shouty Chico, Hit On Everyone's Missus Chico, Nearly Got Arrested Chico...

 

[chicoazul]

True man, bad days. The Saffablue hates me like.

 

[EFCNIK]

Nik is duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk ffs.

I had too many jagerbombs. I wanna puke some redbull tasting black coloured vom and it isnt gonna be pleasanr.

I heart you GOTers, even you davek you massiver sexist beut. I sorry D/D btw. I didnt mean I wanted my moneyh back ffs. I just wantd fairness across te board or sum ****. x

 

[Pat's Van]

Vodka, vodka from the freezer, moxed with coca cola, oh fk it youknow wot i mneen

 

[Elong]

So it's now Xmas Day, just got him from a mad one out on town, totally ruined here....
Corona's all afternoon, onto the whiskey later in the night, staggered into town and seen the girl I've loved but never gone there for the past 6 years and went for it down a back alley, can't believe it's happened, only drunk could I do this!
Merry Xmas all you tits out there! When I wake up I'm gonna regret it I think,.........

 

[bluejock]

So it's now Xmas Day, just got him from a mad one out on town, totally ruined here....
Corona's all afternoon, onto the whiskey later in the night, staggered into town and seen the girl I've loved but never gone there for the past 6 years and went for it down a back alley, can't believe it's happened, only drunk could I do this!
Merry Xmas all you tits out there! When I wake up I'm gonna regret it I think,.........

Happy Christmas E to the long.

Congratulations on your crazy dirty alley sex

 

[EFCNIK]

Amazing mate well done! At times like this I really do believe in the Christmas spirit.

 

[Kurt.]

congrats on your conquest elong,,,, go back new years eve and do er up the wrongun !!! happy xmas all round..

 

[bluejock]

On it update: On it like a tramp on chips.