bluejock
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Well in BLF
Done many a "dirty pint" in my days in the forces, how you managed not to vom with the Baileys, proud of you lad.
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Well in BLF
Done many a "dirty pint" in my days in the forces, how you managed not to vom with the Baileys, proud of you lad.
Baines' left foot
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Mate I've got no idea how I didn't vom, It's a minor miracle. The lads were astonished, they thought I was guaranteed to vom. I was close to at one point like, I got about 3/4 of the way down and gagged, mainly from the feeling of the curdled Baileys passing my lips.
My mates treated me like a hero for the rest of the night, it was wonderful.
Elong
The fire rises
Awesome work mate, I'm sure it's hurting like hell now like!
Clint Planet
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Lashed. Bed.
hey my new friends of the last few monyhs , i am absolutley ****ted andhave had an awesome day with my fanly and am crying over what it cost me but hey ho never ****in mind cos my bessie mate bri came here and he was worse then me but so what ,,, we need to win tomorrow and i will be happy,,, cheers people happy xmas lov u all too xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx bed now ha ha ha maybe sofa,,,, jsson manford is a knobend ha ha
i came back ha ha, not allowed in my bed cos i gonna sore ha ha ha **** you sofa is lush and warm ha ha ,,, [Poor language removed] on toast all of them.i hope she ****s her knickers in bed and gas loads of washing to do tomorow ha aha ..... soory bos i am goosed to fucj lol
Zatara
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Few years ago outside of UK I had been watching a 24 marathon.....seeing Jack Bauer running around sorting out terrorism must have had a short-term lasting affect on me.....
I ended up going out with some mates and sinking some cold beers with absynthe chasers.....had a blackout for several hours although apparently nothing dramatic happened.....
Had the 'wake up' feeling (when you realise youve been doing things on autopilot) sat alone in an all-black club knocking down a bottle of beer....
I immediately asked to see the manager, a huge Nigerian guy and proceeded to tell him that I was in fact a british spy and had been following someone that night who was a terrorist...he had planted a substance in the gents toilets which could explode at any minute and he should evacuate the bar.....the manager called his security team and they went off to the gents.....
I then left, got a taxi and went to the American Embassy.....as the taxi was about to drop me off at the gate (for me to tell them about the terrorist) I half realised that this was all nonsense and went home.....
I ended up going out with some mates and sinking some cold beers with absynthe chasers.....had a blackout for several hours although apparently nothing dramatic happened.....
Had the 'wake up' feeling (when you realise youve been doing things on autopilot) sat alone in an all-black club knocking down a bottle of beer....
I immediately asked to see the manager, a huge Nigerian guy and proceeded to tell him that I was in fact a british spy and had been following someone that night who was a terrorist...he had planted a substance in the gents toilets which could explode at any minute and he should evacuate the bar.....the manager called his security team and they went off to the gents.....
I then left, got a taxi and went to the American Embassy.....as the taxi was about to drop me off at the gate (for me to tell them about the terrorist) I half realised that this was all nonsense and went home.....
Rough as toast....ffs i feel ill ha ha
Woolly Blue
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Cover yourself in cheese and go lie under the grill lad
That always helps. Don't overdo that, you just need the cheese to melt to get rid of the roughness.
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