The drunk thread

[tommye]

Rough as toast....ffs i feel ill ha ha

is the mrs talking to you? Or the ma in law? Haha. Legend.

 

[Kurt.]

back on it like a car bonnet !!!!! on yyyeeeaahhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mvflusk]

Formby is full of ****ing weird wools. This one guy, a ****ing dentist or some **** was tryin to be my mate, not having it.

Weird place.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Formby is full of ****ing weird wools. This one guy, a ****ing dentist or some **** was tryin to be my mate, not having it.

Weird place.

It's full of posh totty and sand dunes to pleasure them upon.

 

[TheFinnFan]

we started bevvying here with my mate

 

[chicoazul]

we started bevvying here with my mate

You know the rules mate, get wasted and get posting on here.

 

[heatmeiser]

Few years ago outside of UK I had been watching a 24 marathon.....seeing Jack Bauer running around sorting out terrorism must have had a short-term lasting affect on me.....

I ended up going out with some mates and sinking some cold beers with absynthe chasers.....had a blackout for several hours although apparently nothing dramatic happened.....

Had the 'wake up' feeling (when you realise youve been doing things on autopilot) sat alone in an all-black club knocking down a bottle of beer....

I immediately asked to see the manager, a huge Nigerian guy and proceeded to tell him that I was in fact a british spy and had been following someone that night who was a terrorist...he had planted a substance in the gents toilets which could explode at any minute and he should evacuate the bar.....the manager called his security team and they went off to the gents.....

I then left, got a taxi and went to the American Embassy.....as the taxi was about to drop me off at the gate (for me to tell them about the terrorist) I half realised that this was all nonsense and went home.....

This deserved it's own thread to be honest.

Great work.

OK, let battle commence. It all began with a couple of cold Millers - or whatever that crap in the fridge was - now I'm off to the pub to drink rum and make appalling passes at nearly everyone I know.

HAPPY NEW YEAR [Poor language removed]!

 

[TheFinnFan]

You know the rules mate, get wasted and get posting on here.

hehe if i have time, gotta go to sauna, cheers....

 

[chicoazul]

HAPPY NEW YEAR [Poor language removed]!

Sensational work.

 

[heatmeiser]

hehe if i have time, gotta go to sauna, cheers....

Enjoy mate.

 

[somuchfun]

Enjoy mate.

Tbh only pooftas and racialist turks wear towels in sauna.

Anyhowz I think I'll hit the booze now.

 

[heatmeiser]

Tbh only gay people and racialist turks wear towels in sauna.

Anyhowz I think I'll hit the booze now.

Have you ever 'touched shafts' in the sauna by mistake?

 

[TheFinnFan]

Enjoy mate.

FFS

 

[TheFinnFan]

Tbh only pooftas and racialist turks wear towels in sauna.

Anyhowz I think I'll hit the booze now.

thats true, i have never weared nothing but my club in sauna. towels are for knobnuts

 

[somuchfun]

Have you ever 'touched shafts' in the sauna by mistake?

Never by mistake, I think.
The finnish sauna is quite hot so you really don't can't get aroused much there. Trying to have sex at 90c has always resulted in failure for me, 2 minutes and you are drained, but not the right way.