The Dyche Slap

[Lloydaldo11]

I’d rather the squad be chased over the Brecon Beacons and be subjected to methods not permitted by the British military than be sunning themselves in the Algarve based on performances recently

 

[MikeH72]

I thought it would have been obvious I was taking the piss I’m surprised by you

As am I mate (or am I?)

 

[GrandOldTeam]

The more he slaps the better.

 

[GoldenToffee]

That’s what gets me. I’d get that Dyche was joking about and hit him a bit harder than he meant. If that’s the case though, why did the other players seem to get so upset about it? Why does Tarkowski have to take him aside?

Probably because Nathan already feels victimised by the manager constantly overlooking him and playing proven awful players over him.

I had that when I was a lad, I was a left back and a good one at that, yet the manager, whose son was captain, saw fit to often play his son's close mates at LB despite them being midfielders without a defensive bone in their body. It was an awful feeling and if the manager had tried to get jokey with me after treating me like that I'd have been having none of it too.

For Nathan to then be the one the manager decides to give a clip around the ear to is just weird by the boss.

I hope the lad goes all the way to the top with his grievance.

 

[MikeH72]

The more he slaps the better.

Hopefully he gives his mate Big Ash a playful clip round the ear too, I await this with interest.

 

[kiss the crest]

This happens in any other work place and Dyche is on gardening duties.
If we had an owner Dyche would be out the door a long time ago Dinasour of a manager

 

[chrismpw]

I just think that the last piece of the jigsaw has clicked. Dyche is obviously Davek.

Now watch those dominos fall like a house of cards. Check mate!

 

[blulouie]

Playground Bully.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Playground Bully.

I've not enjoyed a post Everton league win pint since 2 weeks before Christmas.

I say bully them all until they win a game.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I got the title for my next book anyhow...

Headlocks, slaps and relegation scraps. Everton - The Moshiri Years.

 

[Blue Smoke]

Dyche needs to take a long hard look at himself before he starts slapping all the players for bad performances.

 

[lljh23]

Who leaked it you think?

 

[blulouie]

I've not enjoyed a post Everton league win pint since 2 weeks before Christmas.

I say bully them all until they win a game.

Might help if he bullied some of the players that actually play every week.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

@davek Would love this tbh

 

[Bluebonic]

I've not enjoyed a post Everton league win pint since 2 weeks before Christmas.

I say bully them all until they win a game.

And post the videos of them getting bullied too, little quilts!