The Everton Board Thread 2015/16 [ Not takeover related ]

[PhilEFC]

Think it's fermented Elephant urine and vinegar but never drunk it myself.

Yeah, I was thinking it was more horse piss but now you mention it...

 

[TheFinnFan]

we will be taken over by sith lord arent we

 

[PhilEFC]

No idea about the Chang link mate. But just look at the picture of Bill lad, these rumours have been strong for a while now and aren't without foundation imo, almost certainly driven by his health situation. I think change is very close.

Yeah, I think you are right mate. Hope he's going to be o.k.

 

[Chang Elephant]

Yeah, I was thinking it was more horse piss but now you mention it...

It's just mainlined straight back out from the stand urinals. The board is using our loyalty and feeding us our own waste products.

 

[davek]

50% to Earl and 50% to Woods.

I could see that actually. No figurehead, but led instead by a technocrat like Elstone or similar (probably one of the intake of suits they hired in the summer with greater experience of the business world than bean counter Elstone).

I think it's going to be more of a case of plus ca change than revolutionary change...unfortunately.

 

[PhilEFC]

It's just mainlined straight back out from the stand urinals. The board is using our loyalty and feeding us our own waste products.

That explains the warmth and floating pubes then.

 

[The Esk]

50% to Earl and 50% to Woods.

I could see that actually. No figurehead, but led instead by a technocrat like Elstone or similar (probably one of the intake of suits they hired in the summer with greater experience of the business world than bean counter Elstone).

I think it's going to be more of a case of plus ca change than revolutionary change...unfortunately.

Assuming Bill was to sell his stake, which is what I assume you are referring to why at this stage would Woods and Earl stump up £29 million each to purchase Bill's shares ? (assuming £225 million valuation) - Earl would have 36% and Woods 32% - neither a controlling interest.

Does not make sense.

BTw there is no evidence he wants to sell his shares to Woods and Earl - this is just idle speculation without foundation.

 

[davek]

Assuming Bill was to sell his stake, which is what I assume you are referring to why at this stage would Woods and Earl stump up £29 million each to purchase Bill's shares ? (assuming £225 million valuation) - Earl would have 36% and Woods 32% - neither a controlling interest.

Does not make sense.

It would if they're not his shares. It has been speculated on in the past.

 

[Bluesnapper]

BTw there is no evidence he wants to sell his shares to Woods and Earl - this is just idle speculation without foundation.

As per that he wants to sell at all.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

It would if they're not his shares. It has been speculated on in the past.

Without foundation....

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I'm sure whoever buys us won't ever be good enough for us for some on here.

 

[Bluesnapper]

I'm sure whoever buys us won't ever be good enough for us for some on here.

I dont trust Kenwright to sell to the right person either.

 

[The Esk]

It would if they're not his shares. It has been speculated on in the past.

That's total speculation, and if proved correct has serious consequences for many parties as you well know. The PL are satisfied as to the ownership as I am sure the auditors are.

 

[edge]

Assuming Bill was to sell his stake, which is what I assume you are referring to why at this stage would Woods and Earl stump up £29 million each to purchase Bill's shares ? (assuming £225 million valuation) - Earl would have 36% and Woods 32% - neither a controlling interest.

Does not make sense.

BTw there is no evidence he wants to sell his shares to Woods and Earl - this is just idle speculation without foundation.

didn't Arsenal have something in place like that if shares went up for sale the current members got first tibs on them ?.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I dont trust Kenwright to sell to the right person either.

Yes, you're one of the people I expect will never be happy.