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Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
The story is genuine, whether the deal actually completes is a different matter, but this is not some PR stunt.I don't believe the Times are deliberately doing the club's dirty work, I just believe it's another false story they've made up and leaked because they know a national paper will run with it.
I would absolutely LOVE for story to be legit and proven completely wrong. The truth is though I just can't be arsed getting excited over stories anymore, we've been burnt too many times. I will not believe any takeover story until I see a new owner posing with a scarf on Sky Sports News.