The Everton Board Thread 2015/16 [ Not takeover related ]

[bicycleheader]

Happy cavity search

I keep them blocked up with drugs so they can't search them.

clever eh?

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Bored so had a look at Bill Kenwright 1878 Ltd accounts for 31st December 2015.
Slight oddity is that there would appear to be a miniscule disposal of EFC shares at about cost. Maximum 50 shares I think.
Can't think of any reason why this should be done. If someone can enlighten me, please do but scratching my head here.

 

[The Esk]

I keep them blocked up with drugs so they can't search them.

clever eh?

I had the most comprehensive and frankly intimate search I've ever had in 30 odd years of flying , a couple of weeks ago flying out of the States. Not pleasant.

 

[bicycleheader]

I had the most comprehensive and frankly intimate search I've ever had in 30 odd years of flying , a couple of weeks ago flying out of the States. Not pleasant.

Never had it happen...hopefully never well. I've been lucky with air travel. A couple of delays and one missed connection in Philadelphia that turned into a great night is all I've had to put up with in 20 years flying.

Off to see the missus in the Dominican Republic now, just waiting on the first flight to Madrid from BCN. Up early to see the game tomorrow!

on topic. it is a really good read at times in this thread. I will be waiting with interest in a couple of days to see if the AGM is announced.

 

[orly]

I had the most comprehensive and frankly intimate search I've ever had in 30 odd years of flying , a couple of weeks ago flying out of the States. Not pleasant.

Maybe they thought you were concealing contraband Mata up your bum?

 

[Lee Smith]

I had the most comprehensive and frankly intimate search I've ever had in 30 odd years of flying , a couple of weeks ago flying out of the States

Did you have to pay extra for that?

 

[hibbo'sclass]

I had the most comprehensive and frankly intimate search I've ever had in 30 odd years of flying , a couple of weeks ago flying out of the States. Not pleasant.

Could be pure coincidence, but I heard an unsubstantiated rumour* that @Bungle was in the States impersonating airport security a couple of weeks back.







* I may have imagined this.

 

[The Esk]

Could be pure coincidence, but I heard an unsubstantiated rumour* that @Bungle was in the States impersonating airport security a couple of weeks back.







* I may have imagined this.

Hahaha, the search was so thorough and without foundation that I filed a complaint. In hindsight I've just made my next 10 trips to the US more difficult.....

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Hahaha, the search was so thorough and without foundation that I filed a complaint. In hindsight I've just made my next 10 trips to the US more difficult.....

Make sure they aren't business related and send a doppelganger....

Board in/out/shake it all about.

 

[Bazlar]

Make sure they aren't business related and send a doppelganger....

Board in/out/shake it all about.

Or put a bit of lipstick on and pretend you like it. Should cut it short

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Or put a bit of lipstick on and pretend you like it. Should cut it short

Guesswork or experience mate?

Or do you mean the Board?

 

[magicjuan]

I had the most comprehensive and frankly intimate search I've ever had in 30 odd years of flying , a couple of weeks ago flying out of the States. Not pleasant.

But you've been back twice since?

 

[Bazlar]

Guesswork or experience mate?

Or do you mean the Board?

Comes from a fear I have always had of my doctor putting on the dreaded rubber glove just incase I liked it Anyway back on topic, Kenwright out

 

[The Esk]

But you've been back twice since?

lol back there on Monday

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Comes from a fear I have always had of my doctor putting on the dreaded rubber glove just incase I liked it Anyway back on topic, Kenwright out

Always go for the female doctor - smaller hands.