The Everton Board Thread 2015/16 [ Not takeover related ]

[magicjuan]

Always go for the female doctor - smaller hands.

and the risk of a radical bitter feminist diesel with false nails.... yeah ok...

 

[Bungle]

Could be pure coincidence, but I heard an unsubstantiated rumour* that @Bungle was in the States impersonating airport security a couple of weeks back.







* I may have imagined this.

With my current beard and tanned complexion I'm likely to end up in Guantanamo if I try and get into the states.

 

[peteblue]

I had the most comprehensive and frankly intimate search I've ever had in 30 odd years of flying , a couple of weeks ago flying out of the States. Not pleasant.

It was a Brexit supporter.......

 

[Steve Wigan]

I had the most comprehensive and frankly intimate search I've ever had in 30 odd years of flying , a couple of weeks ago flying out of the States. Not pleasant.

Friend of mine has just had the same experience, on Thursday, flying out of NYC. Up to 2 or so years ago, I flew to the US around twice a year,a subtle mixture of business and pleasure(Have a blue card) and never had any bother, although after 9/11 things got 'more serious'. Have a great story of one flight that took 24 hrs Manchester to LA...not for here though, off topic.

 

[jinkyali]

I have a pacemaker and every time I go US I just waltz through.

Middle East is another story though .

 

[Simon baker]

I have a pacemaker and every time I go US I just waltz through.

Middle East is another story though .

Had you down as 40 Odd mate u a bit older then

 

[jinkyali]

Had you down as 40 Odd mate u a bit older then

Try ten years younger !

Open heart as a boy.

 

[Simon baker]

Try ten years younger !

Open heart as a boy.

Good health then now I hope

 

[jinkyali]

Good health then now I hope

As good as can be thank you.

Watching Everton isn't the best for the heart or stress levels eh!!

 

[Simon baker]

As good as can be thank you.

Watching Everton isn't the best for the heart or stress levels eh!!

Nope absolutely heart head & soul breaking largely isn't it

 

[Bally8]

Has anyone just had a think we've had 20 years of rubbish what's the factor that's never changed?

 

[edge]

Has anyone just had a think we've had 20 years of rubbish what's the factor that's never changed?

The jinx , said it a decade ago we will never win a thing while he is around.

 

[ham2]

The jinx , said it a decade ago we will never win a thing while he is around.

By the looks of it, he aint goin anywhere for a while, moshiri was only brought in to get rid of earl and green

 

[davek]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ool-plaza-bvi-address-mourinho-ronaldo-vibrac

 

[Ihaters]

Has anyone just had a think we've had 20 years of rubbish what's the factor that's never changed?

We are wearing blue and that's final