The Everton Board Thread

[nsno-chris]

I’ll

The BoD is Bill Kenwright - Chairman; DBB - CEO, Grant Ingles - Finance Director and Graeme Sharp - Non-Exec.

“You’re doing a great job Denise” says Bill.
“You’re doing a fantastic job Grant” says Denise
“you’ve really connected with the fanbase Graeme” says Grant
“We’re really driving this club in the right direction, aren’t we” says Graeme

That’s how I actually imagine a board meeting

 

[Taifi gorm]

It's a VR headset. He's really watching a replay from the boys pen. Ask him later he'll regale ye' with accounts of Alan Ball beating Bayern Munich ?

 

[Azza]

Improvise

You massive smelly flapping insertion hole.


Hmm not got quite the same ring to it.

 

[Lawrence]

Little Miss Dynamite will have a cunning plan. A charity bed push, a day with Balloon Head Bill and his Minder. Nothing football related though.

 

[Blue peter]

In the past this BoD have made poor managerial decisions in the face of very little focus directed at them from outside the Everton fan base e.g. the media but with some of the Outlets now turning to their attention to this inept board, god only knows what decisions they will make now….i shudder to think.

 

[mahermi1]

And deaf.....

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Richard Kenyon is Director of Communications but rarely says anything.

Oh come on now!

Do you mean to say that you’d prefer to hear words of substance from the club rather than the mind-numbing and tedious stories on Instagram about how a random fella went to Goodison with his Uncle Dennis in 1974 and has followed Everton ever since?

I bet you’d prefer to hear a plan of how to get out of the mess we’re currently in over seeing a hilarious video of Mina and McNeil frying an egg together at FF… What a hoot!

 

[mahermi1]

The BoD is Bill Kenwright - Chairman; DBB - CEO, Grant Ingles - Finance Director and Graeme Sharp - Non-Exec.

graeme is just there to " Panda" to Bill's every whim......


Sorry, I'll git me coat....

 

[Drico]

 

[Cameron Manning]

The BoD is Bill Kenwright - Chairman; DBB - CEO, Grant Ingles - Finance Director and Graeme Sharp - Non-Exec.

Thanks Andy, Grant Ingles that’s the name I couldn’t remember, not that he’s done much to make me remember him, same as Graeme Sharp as a Non- Exec. member although I’ve heard he makes a lovely cup of tea at the board meetings !!

 

[mahermi1]

if you don't laugh you'll just cry..

 

[AndyC]

Thanks Andy, Grant Ingles that’s the name I couldn’t remember, not that he’s done much to make me remember him, same as Graeme Sharp as a Non- Exec. member although I’ve heard he makes a lovely cup of tea at the board meetings !!

Doris the tea lady brews up, GI just nods and smiles at BK/DBB.

 

[Cameron Manning]

Doris the tea lady brews up, GI just nods and smiles at BK/DBB.

I’ve heard he stands over Billy Boy and pours the tea out of the cup onto a saucer for his master to pick up and slurp to his hearts content then Graeme gently wipes his mouth with his hankie, freshly laurnded

 

[matty1878]

I’ve heard he stands over Billy Boy and pours the tea out of the cup onto a saucer for his master to pick up and slurp to his hearts content then Graeme gently wipes his mouth with his hankie, freshly laurnded

stop lol

 

[matty1878]

lol