The Everton Board Thread

[ProZ]

The club has gone woke


OSMAN OUT

 

[paultheblue]

In the replies

"We all need to know if the Baxendale Strangler is still on the loose"
???

 

[The binman chronicles]

They got one thing right at least. The Arsenal game is high risk...for my health.

 

[ProZ]

In the replies

"We all need to know if the Baxendale Strangler is still on the loose"
???

The Baxendale Manhandler sounds like a murder mystery

 

[PhilEFC]

Seriously, wtf is that statement? These are supposed to be the board of a multi million pound business, not the Handforth Parish Council.

Amateurs.

 

[PhilEFC]

The Baxendale Manhandler sounds like a murder mystery

Quincy is all over it.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Quincy is all over it.

I thought the Baxendale Strangler was an Agatha Christie novel.

 

[nsno-chris]

lol lol lol

WTF is this club

 

[wainy]

Absolutely desperate. How dare they.

 

[PhilEFC]

I thought the Baxendale Strangler was an Agatha Christie novel.

Either that or a Deuce Bigalow position!

 

[Zeitgeist]

Never seen a club so at war with it's fans.

This is pathetic.

I mean it's quite funny how much of a circus it is but this amount of unrest only has one outcome

We are relegated.

 

[ProZ]

It has been a while since Everton done a DVD.

I think the Baxendale Files would be a bestseller, we would need a cinematic reconstruction for illustration purposes (maybe Tom Davies) with a voice over from some silhouetted figure behind a frosted pane of glass to be the dramatic victim.

 

[Mozza1987]

We are a laughing stock. State of that when Merseyside Police have come out saying they knew nothing. Embarrassing

 

[Mrk]

That statement is further proof that the board are on the back foot. They're petrified. Keep up the pressure.

 

[ProZ]

The question upon everyones lips is will the Goodison Four be back in their hot seats for the next home game.