If you took even 0.01% of the flack I take on a daily basis you'll have left crying a long time ago so lets not play the victim now.
I just give as good as I get lol
The answer to that is quite simple really :
Stop it with the non stop lying.
Stop it with the non stop wham chatting.
Stop it with the referring to yourself in the third person.
Stop it with the banal Scottish slang in your posts.