The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[bluejock]

Are younear home of had to travel lid?

Travel mate, I'm down in Essex.

 

[Cena]

Travel mate, I'm down in Essex.

Bloody hell, how you finding that?

 

[bluejock]

Bloody hell, how you finding that?

Not too bad, this is one of the easier jobs, UK hotel, Sunday overtime, quick job, happy days.

 

[bluejock]

Typical. Get to the ship and they've not even got the gangway down yet.

Four faux sayk

 

[Azzurri]

Hai gais.

 

[Degs62]

Hai gais.

You're up late mate, lunchtime here.

 

[Cena]

Hi guys, 3.05am here Degs and im wide awake!

 

[bluejock]

Jock on the job: Onboard the vessel finally. Fillipino crew smiley as always, the mad litte bastards.

 

[Degs62]

Name your three most favourite toilet bowl colours.

 

[Azzurri]

You're up late mate, lunchtime here.

Had about 3 all night parties per week since everyone finished school/college. My sleeping pattern is ridiculous.

 

[bluejock]

Name your three most favourite toilet bowl colours.

White, cream, black.

Least favourite- Stainless steel with no seat. Overnight police cells are pump.

 

[Degs62]

If you had to take a crap 'in nature' would you:

a. Wipe with local vegetation being careful to not grab a handful of nettles.
b. Use your undies and go commando for the remainder.
c. Not wipe and stink like a **** house.

 

[Azzurri]

If you had to take a crap 'in nature' would you:

a. Wipe with local vegetation being careful to not grab a handful of nettles.
b. Use your undies and go commando for the remainder.
c. Not wipe and stink like a **** house.

My cousin had to have a crap on the beach once. He took his socks off and used them to wipe before turning round and standing in his own turd barefooted.

 

[Degs62]

Back to work, damn this having a job that requires me to work.

Good idea for a late show segment, "Answer These Questions 3", over to you host?

 

[bluejock]

My cousin had to have a crap on the beach once. He took his socks off and used them to wipe before turning round and standing in his own turd barefooted.

Hahahaha

Being ex forces and a helicopter engineer to boot, I've defacated in nature many a time.

After one or two trips coming home sans underwear, you soon learn never to leave the house without a handipack of Kleenex.

See it, learn it, live it.