The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Cena]

Back to work, damn this having a job that requires me to work.

Good idea for a late show segment, "Answer These Questions 3", over to you host?

ANSWER THESE 3 QUESTIONS:

1) Butter or Margarine?

2) Which current Everton player would you punch and why?

3) Is a camping holiday better than a caravan holiday?

 

[Azzurri]

ANSWER THESE 3 QUESTIONS:

1) Butter or Margarine?

2) Which current Everton player would you punch and why?

3) Is a camping holiday better than a caravan holiday?

I think we all know the answer to that one.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Mmmmm cheesey chips. Is right lids.

 

[Cena]

I think we all know the answer to that one.

Jagielka?

Mmmmm cheesey chips. Is right lids.

Brilliant, add beans and vinegar and you have a winner.

 

[bluejock]

Jock on the job: Turns out the nice easy job is going to be an utter sh*t as the power supply for the whole equipment rack has gone as well. Bastards.

 

[Cena]

Jock on the job: Turns out the nice easy job is going to be an utter sh*t as the power supply for the whole equipment rack has gone as well. Bastards.

Sh*t has that put you back a bit?

Later night than planned then BBFL??

 

[bluejock]

Sh*t has that put you back a bit?

Later night than planned then BBFL??

Looks that way bbfl.

The ship doesn't sail for another 10 hours so I should be bulletproof.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I'm a little late...anyone still around? Jock you got that power supply sorted yet mate?

 

[bluejock]

Working on it Dawg. Time is on my side. It's not that big a deal, it's just the UPS (uniterrupted power supply) that I've got to replce is big and bulky and a pain in the arse to manhandle.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Just remember to use lots of electrical tape.

 

[bluejock]

They don't call it bodge tape without good reason my man. Good news is, just swapped out the PSU on the original problem, fired it up and it's working.

Jock on the job: Stage 1 complete.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Listen mate, can you swing by later? I've got some home theatre equipment needs re-wiring.

 

[bluejock]

Listen mate, can you swing by later? I've got some home theatre equipment needs re-wiring.

Travel and expenses are billable to the client. Beers are on Jock though.

 

[Cena]

I used to use electrical tape all the time 2 wrap around my ankles & at the top of my socks 2 keep them up when playing footy.

Anyway its 5.25am GMT, latest finishing time for the late show for me!

Jock ope the rest of the job goes well BBFL x x

C u all 2mora night, were i'll be asking about your childhood memories, such as your favourite kids tv show, your best toy and also, what happened when you 1st realised you liked girls and the what reaction you had when you first got excited downstairs.

I'll start off, when I'd just turned 13, we went to a school disco, and I danced with this bird I liked and I couldn't help but get excited in my underpants.

I was pokin the poor girl all thru that dance, suffice to say it went round the school that I got 'excited' when I danced with this girl, took a load of stick, but apparently she went round telling the girls that it was 'sizeable' so not all bad!

Me best toy was easily a football, but I also had the Thundercats sword which was boss.

As for TV, well early days it was Fireman Sam, Thomas the Tank Engine, the usual, as I got older, for some reason I enjoyed Byker Grove.

Live & Kicking was decent and all the Nikelodeon stuff was good for a while, Kenan & Kel, Hey Arnold, Sister Sister, Smart Guy, Saved by the Bell, Doug etc

Are You Afraid of the Dark, Goosebumps, Sabrina, Clarissa Explains it All were all GASH, sorry!

Anyway, that all comin up ON THE NEXT LATE SHOW!

 

[bluejock]

Jock on the job: Hard part done, gotta ring Houston now and have them check the setup remotely. Tucking into a nutritious breakfast of Red Bull and a Snickers.