The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Elong]

Great show, would read again x

Electrical tape, only use I get for it is keeping my footy socks up and the grip on my cricket bat down to be honest, always thought it was weird it was called leccy tape when it's more common for sporting fixes around my house

 

[EFCNIK]

I used to use electrical tape all the time 2 wrap around my ankles & at the top of my socks 2 keep them up when playing footy.

Anyway its 5.25am GMT, latest finishing time for the late show for me!

Jock ope the rest of the job goes well BBFL x x

C u all 2mora night, were i'll be asking about your childhood memories, such as your favourite kids tv show, your best toy and also, what happened when you 1st realised you liked girls and the what reaction you had when you first got excited downstairs.

I'll start off, when I'd just turned 13, we went to a school disco, and I danced with this bird I liked and I couldn't help but get excited in my underpants.

I was pokin the poor girl all thru that dance, suffice to say it went round the school that I got 'excited' when I danced with this girl, took a load of stick, but apparently she went round telling the girls that it was 'sizeable' so not all bad!

Me best toy was easily a football, but I also had the Thundercats sword which was boss.

As for TV, well early days it was Fireman Sam, Thomas the Tank Engine, the usual, as I got older, for some reason I enjoyed Byker Grove.

Live & Kicking was decent and all the Nikelodeon stuff was good for a while, Kenan & Kel, Hey Arnold, Sister Sister, Smart Guy, Saved by the Bell, Doug etc

Are You Afraid of the Dark, Goosebumps, Sabrina, Clarissa Explains it All were all GASH, sorry!

Anyway, that all comin up ON THE NEXT LATE SHOW!

Monstrous, absolutely monstrous.

 

[Deloodid]

ANSWER THESE 3 QUESTIONS:

1) Butter or Margarine? Butter then lube

2) Which current Everton player would you punch and why? Victor, Celebrate with us you ****

3) Is a camping holiday better than a caravan holiday? Caravan all the way, no one likes camp.

 

[The T-Dex]

7 hours sleep. Most I've had in weeks. Got a maccies breakfast too x.

 

[Elong]

Hope everything went as best it could yesterday for ya.

 

[bluejock]

Jock on the job: System fully up and running. Now to piddle about in London all day because my fligh isn't til 8.30 tonight.

 

[Degs62]

Jock on the job: System fully up and running. Now to piddle about in London all day because my fligh isn't til 8.30 tonight.

Top job from Jockles there. Enjoy your shore leave in the big smoke.

 

[Cena]

"Jock on the Job" whatever that job is, should be a permanent feature

 

[bluejock]

Whenever I can, I'll do a JOAJ.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Totally up our street.

I get terrible ear wax mate, what should I do?

Your best bet is to make candles out of it mate, thus simultaneously alleviating your suffering, bringing down your leccy bill and reducing your carbon footprint.

NEXT.

 

[The T-Dex]

I played football at an early age, and my knees exploded. What should I do?

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

I played football at an early age, and my knees exploded. What should I do?

Sign a four year contract with Everton.

NEXT.

 

[The T-Dex]

Hahaha.

 

[Cena]

I would just like to thank you all for making this my most commented on thread, beating my previous record of 455.

 

[The T-Dex]

<3 you lil cutie.