The life advice for dangers thread

[peteblue]

Cringiest moments of my life has been when I’ve split with a lass. Self indulgent nonsense. If I invented a Time Machine I’d travel back and slap myself repeatedly.

Like you’ve ever ditched a girl, come on be honest you’ve been dumped more than the contents of a bin lorry……

 

[Rita_Poon]

Haymakers in here. Two nights on the bounce. Fighting fit and fully loaded. Joys of spring?

 

[peteblue]

Haymakers in here. Two nights on the bounce. Fighting fit and fully loaded. Joys of spring?

I’ve got four mates in and out of hospital, if I didn’t have a bit of a laugh I’d go crazy and vote Labour…….bear with me……

 

[Rita_Poon]

I’ve got four mates in and out of hospital, if I didn’t have a bit of a laugh I’d go crazy and vote Labour…….bear with me……

Well, hopefully the four pull through or it's simple stuff like kidney stones or whatever. And I agree, having a laugh or at least trying to is a lot easier than taking everything serious, personal and devoid of humour. Only thing we're armed with is laughter. Maybe it's time for the circus to have a new set of clowns, the current bunch seem to be retiring at a rate previously never seen.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Don't vote Tory.

 

[Kurt.]

Don’t dress dogs up
Don’t watch wrestling
Don’t partake in pointless word threads
Don’t vote tory

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Don't make up spurious itk stories featuring possibly fictional family members. @radiostar

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Don’t make a promise prefixed with your name.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Like you’ve ever ditched a girl, come on be honest you’ve been dumped more than the contents of a bin lorry……

Grand Master Danger (just confirming status, bit like the clique thing in the New Arena).

 

[ArtetaMoney]

When the traffic lights go from red to green, wait at least more than 0.13 seconds before beeping your horn to the person who is still taking their handbrake off, you impatient fools.

 

[ste d' indica]

@ForeverBlue92 the piggy is never coming back, time to move on

I don't think I know what this is about. I don't think I want to know.

 

[chrismpw]

Sell your keyboard.
Sell your phone.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Stop watching wrestling.
Stop posting imaginary team formations.
Stop posting in transfer threads.

wtaf

I live for that chit

 

[tommye]

wtaf

I live for that chit

Mods.......

 

[Prevenger17]

Like you’ve ever ditched a girl, come on be honest you’ve been dumped more than the contents of a bin lorry……

Pete, are you off the ale or smashing more of it than ever before? Whatever you're doing is working