The life advice for dangers thread

[the golden visionary]

Stop taking jokes seriously yer absolute weapon

 

[the golden visionary]

I don't think I know what this is about. I don't think I want to know.

It's possibly got a Colombian origin story

 

[Yarrgh]

Well, hopefully the four pull through or it's simple stuff like kidney stones or whatever. And I agree, having a laugh or at least trying to is a lot easier than taking everything serious, personal and devoid of humour. Only thing we're armed with is laughter. Maybe it's time for the circus to have a new set of clowns, the current bunch seem to be retiring at a rate previously never seen.

Do it, do it do it.

Then I can moan at you and your lot in a couple of years when Keir and his band of goons end up being not much better than the current dismal lot.

 

[SerenityNigh]

1. Turn off the tv and close out yer facebook tab
2. Get a library card and read a book
3. Find someone different from you and give them a listen and don’t speak unless they ask you a question

 

[ArtetaMoney]

It’s only a flag on a football shirt, don’t worry about it.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Pete, are you off the ale or smashing more of it than ever before? Whatever you're doing is working

He’s locked himself in the cellar again!

 

[DualityNSNO]

1. Turn off the tv and close out yer facebook tab
2. Get a library card and read a book
3. Find someone different from you and give them a listen and don’t speak unless they ask you a question

Books have been available outside of libraries for a while mate, solid advice otherwise.

 

[magicjuan]

Don't. Ever. You've been warned.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Books have been available outside of libraries for a while mate, solid advice otherwise.

I am aware of bookstores. I use them myself. just trying to make life easier for the dangers by offering simple advice. not that there aren't useless books out there, but now we've already made the issue too complex.

 

[Joey66]

Don't have a pea outside on a windy day .....

 

[chicoazul]

SAY IT.

 

[Nymzee]

Don't have a pea outside on a windy day .....

What about split pea and ham soup, Joey?

 

[arch stanton]

Don't have a pea outside on a windy day .....

is sweetcorn OK though Joey?

 

[Eggs]

Don't have a pea outside on a windy day .....

 

[Yarrgh]

Books have been available outside of libraries for a while mate, solid advice otherwise.

Wait... wasn't that the "why don't you..." theme tune?