The New Arena

[coollino]

A new/old challenger has entered the arena.

@Arsenault get in here and wreak havoc.

I hope we get a flood of Nigerian posters for the day

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I still will maintain that tequila is the only alcohol with hallucinogenic properties. I'd be far more concerned about mixing that with mushrooms.

I can confirm you should never mix tequila with magic mushrooms.

 

[verreauxi]

You've changed your tune...

A little praise from a "Girl" multi and our well-centered spiritual advisor does a 180 quicker than a dog sniffing pepperoni coming out of its own touch-hole.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

An open invitation to anyone doing the following in the Transfer Thread:

- Posting "tick tock" or any variation thereon

- Bitterly squirting out "we go with what we've got" as if we haven't signed 5 players in the window

- Posting fantasy XIs involving tenuously linked players

Stand before me, that I may ease your passing into the next realm.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I hope we get a flood of Nigerian posters for the day

Will confuse a lot of the regular posters in the ‘post funny stuff’ and ‘jokes’ threads

 

[JimmyJeffers]

A new/old challenger has entered the arena.

@Arsenault get in here and wreak havoc.

It’s about time we had a good aggro arsenal fan on here. The spurs posters are all horrible tories.

 

[Moomin]

Port, alongside Gin, was for many years something I couldn't make eye contact with. All stems from teenage idiocy of buying whatever was on offer / cheap and strong in the off license and subsequently being in a right state at whatever party I was headed too. And being violently ill.

I have made my peace with both, especially gin with a decent tonic.

Southern Comfort I can't deal with. The smell makes me heave, never mind the taste. Bad memories of being very sick after taking a swig. On a bus. All over myself. Madly I still managed to get into the rock club. Drunk and stinking of puke, god sake the rock!

Southern comfort , the smell of its makes me feel sick.


Steamboats at 17 years of age in town when you had to wear trousers to be allowed into pubs in the evening.

 

[Moomin]

I hope we get a flood of Nigerian posters for the day

Remember when Tosun signed and all the Turkish fans rolled into town.

I changed my avatar to the Kurdistan flag to welcome them.

 

[john jako]

Good luck with your exam today JJ. Hopefully we see some buckfast celebrations later and some nice new threads.

Passed it mate.

Came home with loads of beer to be greeted with 1200 quid fine from her majesty’s revenue and customs though. Fuming

 

[COYBL25]

Absinthe. Another facilitator of youthful idiocy.

NEVER mix with magic mushrooms, you hear?

Fortunately Absinthe was too expensive as a teenager, or I’d have deffo had a go !!!

 

[Martin Alvito]

Passed it mate.

Came home with loads of beer to be greeted with 1200 quid fine from her majesty’s revenue and customs though. Fuming

One is curious how you accomplish the latter.

 

[john jako]

One is curious how you accomplish the latter.

Saying I’ve missed a self assessment tax return. I’m not self employed so don’t know why I need to do one. Standard HMRC not open on a Friday afternoon so will need to call them on Monday. Hopefully it’s a mistake.

 

[Goat]

Saying I’ve missed a self assessment tax return. I’m not self employed so don’t know why I need to do one. Standard HMRC not open on a Friday afternoon so will need to call them on Monday. Hopefully it’s a mistake.

Just tell them you are a Tory MP and they will send you 1200 quid.

 

[john jako]

Just tell them you are a Tory MP and they will send you 1200 quid.

You know what mate. Am fuming with them. Always try to punish the minions.

@hmrc I call you for a straightener in the new arena.

 

[Goat]

You know what mate. Am fuming with them. Always try to punish the minions.

@hmrc I call you for a straightener in the new arena.

My Auntie used to work for them, it was great, she would know all the loopholes, she works for the NHS now and we dont speak to her cos she robbed my Nan, the horrid kopite.

To be fair, although she was a kopite she always took me to Goodison as a nipper, but shes still a RAT.