Martin Alvito
Player Valuation: £50m
This is still a dire end to a story, mate.My Auntie used to work for them, it was great, she would know all the loopholes, she works for the NHS now and we dont speak to her cos she robbed my Nan, the horrid kopite.
To be fair, although she was a kopite she always took me to Goodison as a nipper, but shes still a RAT.