My liver is lean, wholesome and practices tae kwando. Your marbled alcohol saturated liver will be crying in the gutter mutering about fannybawbags and the like.
The New Arena
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Just because am out drinking with Michael gove doesn’t make me a tory.
My liver has been street fighting in Scotland for years. It’s proper hard mate
Slip him a couple of eccys and report back later.
Diogenes the Cynic
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I bet @Goat has a wonderful liver.
Funneling food down his throat like some sort of human foie gras.
A cannibal's dream.
Who would you rather be on the eccys with out of gove or Rees-mogg?
He’s been on some weird diet and lost 20 stone in 3 months. His liver will stink of slim fast.
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Wow. Fair play to the big man that's awesome.
A slim @Goat would rob GOT of one its very foundations.
Although as long as @chicoazul doesn't get a head reduction i think we'll manage.
I’m buzzing for him. Everton need to face relegation more often as it’s obviously leading him to a midlife crisis.
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
To be fair Everton already do their bit for slimmers by selling their hotdogs at completely unaffordable prices.
Rees-Mogg. Him and his Nanny both off their tits and in combat in The Arena as the window slams shut.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
No it's the slum landlord and tax evasion that have it away
Mine trained with Batman in Batman Begins. Unless your liver is Bane, mines nea.
Rees-Mogg, get him loved up, head to a Karoake bar and set him off singing Common People by Pulp. Odds on he'd get battered by an outraged mob.
Looks like Jordans vagina.
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