They're sharp as well, not quite kettle chips razors but that end of the spectrum. What I'm finding is that very slowly the packet crisps come in is starting to out weigh the contents. Yes the modern world is hateful, and then some. If I was a real leader of people I'd be championing a blacklisting of cadbury's for a week/month via twitter and hurting the shrinkflation fatcat capitalists in their wallet for a change, for instance, but as I'm a fat and twisted and old and stubborn fool I'll just sit off and take the pish.
Anyway, pre lunch snacking, wait, shes in the boat, your cooking for you... crisps already mate? you've only been left to your own devices a couple of days... you're not going to pieces already are you?