Wait till your balls drop off, @chrissyjack is still fuming..........
Like those rubber bouncy balls . Took me hours to catch them
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Wait till your balls drop off, @chrissyjack is still fuming..........
The sign of a real scouser that.What was left from the sunday roast getting mixed up and heated in the frying pan for supper . Known as "Warm-Up"
Boys Pen was cheaper.I'm 50 in 4 months time - the first time I paid for myself to go in the Street End it cost me 25p.....
Boys Pen was cheaper.
Welcome to all who today have aged twenty years
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with religious bumper stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!
They'll have learn to nod and ruefully smileTwo more transfer windows and all the kids will be in here........
They'll have learn to nod and ruefully smile
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with religious bumper stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!
I wasn't tough enough mate....