The Silent Treatment

[tommye]

Genuinely love it me.

Not talking to me?
Really? Promise?
How long for?
Call it a week and see how you feel then?
Sweet

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Mate of mine did a jobbie in a strangers wardrobe after he fell asleep in it at a houseparty. He says he got up to leave and as he was exiting the bedroom he heard a women’s voice say ‘I think you’d better clean that up’

 

[marnie]

Stick ''Veet'' in her shampoo bottle.She'll be singing like a FFFIN Songbird then. The Mardy arse. xx Hope this helps.

 

[Street end man]

Her coming home early whilst I had a cam cover with freshly sprayed crackle finish paint baking at gas mark 3 in the oven.

About 3 weeks of silence and horrible looks. Ever so frosty.

 

[Tigger]

I can only dream of the silent treatment, when she is in a mood boy do I know about it.

 

[Taifi gorm]

I’m currently getting hoovered around lol

Ear pods connected to the TV. Glorious

 

[Pootsy]

Take the fuse out of her straigheners, turn the flow of the hot water pipe at the sink, loosen a few light bulbs and leave it a day or two. She'll ask what do you think is going on, you retort that the flux capacitor in the electric box needs changed out and the boiler needs some blue steam added then you crack on 'fixing' stuff. You'll be cashing in brownie points till the cows get home.

Just to underline your new found greatness, bring her out for a pint and some garlic chips. That'll see you through to Dec 25th when the Petrol Station flowers and second hand Cliff Richard CD doth butter no parsnips for her and you have to start the process again.

 

[Swartzy]

Starting to sound like a good Fridge Pic could eventually come out of this..

 

[klingklang]

 

[Rita_Poon]

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That's a scorcher that. "I thought I was happily..."
Not, "I thought we were happily..."
It's not a world of difference, but it's there and it means something.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Done at least 3 weeks I reckon. It's no good really you're just prolonging 'the talk' (argument) when you are forced to communicate.

Trying to refer to Bill's advice on how to win some...

 

[verreauxi]

Are you sure your new diet is working? That's a fun one to say. [edit: i've never actually said this; it just struck me as funny]

 

[Littlesue]

How has the promise of vaginal reconstruction not wooed you Sue? I'll never understand women.

Mate it's been that long you would need a monkey wrench and a can of WD40 to get anywhere near mine

 

[JimmyJeffers]

 

[LEONARD]

Currently on day 2 of the silent treatment, for some imaginary domestic crime, committed against womanhood.

Which coincidentally has coincided with a delay in her HRT treatment.

I’m a master at riding this out and just carry on as normal.

I’m waiting for the inevitable explosion, which follows when she comes to the realisation, that it‘s not working.

What’s the longest you’ve ever had to endure the dog house for ?

I expect @john jako and his dart board to feature heavily in any discussion.

You will never win this one mate.

Give in, admit it was 'all my fault', and just marvel at her strength of character.