Right.
I'm starting to wonder if some Evertonians have ever been in a transfer window before.
It's all very well getting worried, and having a panic but really there is no need to right now.
What exacty has happened? Nothing. No players in. The only players out were utter tripe.
If someone is telling me that Kone, Alcaraz and McGeady aren't better than Neville, Hitzelsperger and probably Heitinga then OK MATE.
But the fact remains nothing has happened. Not a ball has been kicked.
Look around what teams have actually done business that you are jealous of? Liverpool? nah. Norwich? A striker with a funny name who Sporting Lisbon weren't arsed about losing - nah. Man United?! Nah.
The names we've been linked with, may mean jack. They may mean something. They may feel underwhelming. But I tell you this, Roberto Martinez knows more about football than you.
I say this and mean it. If James McCarthy joins Everton then so be it. Mr Martinez knows more than me.
There was once one boss summer where we bought early. It was lovely. None of this panic.
But it's not the way it works usually.
And this summer has one very big difference. A brand spanking new manager. Yesterday was his first day proper. And yet people seem to be devastated he didn't sign anyone. On Day one. Have a word. He hasn't even got his mates around yet. And going from various media sources a load of the players aren't even back yet. (Wednesday I beleive).
All i'm asking for is a bit of calm.
There may well be time for panic. But that time isn't for now. Let us lose 2-0 at home to West Brom. Or concede a terrible late equaliser against Palace first.
That's when i'll be worried.