Royal Blue Jersey
Player Valuation: £35m
The correlation between investment and success is undeniable: you can only evade it for so long. We used to laugh at Spurs and their **** purchases, I loved embarrassing them at their place in 2006 and 2007, when we were miles ahead. Now it's difficult to prevent us falling miles behind. When they inevitably sell Bale for an extortionate fee, we will probably never compete again