The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[BlueLlama]

Maybe if everyone you'd ever known had died as well, you'd be a misery too...

 

[allen]

Not as cringey as your determination to show how unfunny he is.

I think he would've got on better with a bulleted list of reasons why it wasn't funny. You need to formalise joke deconstruction.

 

[Bungle]

Not really... It wasn't a rumour, it was an attempt at a joke, and HE had to explain it...

He replied THREE TIMES to his own post because nobody cared, to explain a joke, that wasn't funny, and wasn't a real rumour...

That means he failed.

Maybe he's funny normally, but in this instance, it was just a bit cringey

 

[toffee matt]

Tottenham midfielder Clint Dempsey flies to the United States to ‘talk to Everton’

Tottenham are on the brink of selling versatile attacking midfielder Clint Dempsey with Everton his believed destination.

The United States international misses tomorrow’s friendly in Monaco after flying yesterday from Heathrow to San Francisco where the Toffees are based, while playing in the Guinness Championship.

Twitter was last night ablaze with speculation that the former Fulham favourite was heading home to play Major League Soccer for either Toronto or the Seattle Sounders.

But the 30-year-old Texan may be staying in the Premier League and finally heading to Merseyside just 12 months after a deadline day move to Liverpool collapsed and he left Craven Cottage for White Hart Lane in a £6million deal.

Everton beat Juventus on penalties in San Francisco on Wednesday and face Real Madrid tomorrow in Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles.

Dempsey was not a regular starter for manager Andre Villas-Boas last season but he was a valuable asset off the bench, scoring 12 goals in all competitions.

Dempsey flies to US for 'Everton talks'Clint Dempsey (right) may no longer be needed at Spurs (Picture: AP)
They included a winner against Manchester United at Old Trafford and a late equaliser against the same opponents in the reverse fixture.

Dempsey, who can also play as a forward, appears to have become expendable after Tottenham signed striker Roberto Soldado, midfielder Paulinho and winger Nacer Chadli this summer.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/02/totte...he-united-states-to-talk-to-everton-3908878/?



Metro putting 2+2 together and getting 3?

 

[Kever10]

Not as cringey as your determination to show how unfunny he is.

Agreed...

But cringey nonetheless...

 

[Kurt.]

Not really... It wasn't a rumour, it was an attempt at a joke, and HE had to explain it...

He replied THREE TIMES to his own post because nobody cared, to explain a joke, that wasn't funny, and wasn't a real rumour...

That means he failed.

Maybe he's funny normally, but in this instance, it was just a bit cringey

Wow...sorry... you wanna borrow a Tampon ?

 

[efc1111]

Tottenham midfielder Clint Dempsey flies to the United States to ‘talk to Everton’


Metro putting 2+2 together and getting 3?

Hope so.

 

[LTblue]

Any US blues on that can shed some light on the Dempsey situation?

 

[Kever10]

Wow...sorry... you wanna borrow a Tampon ?

Do you have any spare?

 

[Kurt.]

Do you have any spare?

I always carry some incase I come across any emergency girly breakdowns

 

[kev101]

Dempsey :/

 

[KevMirallas]

I'd have Dempsey.

 

[somuchfun]

Haha isn't Dempsey even older than Donovan, like 42 years old or smth? Had one good season at Fulham and that's pretty much his career.

 

[royalblue66]

Haha isn't Dempsey even older than Donovan, like 42 years old or smth? Had one good season at Fulham and that's pretty much his career.

I think he originally came from Nigeria, could be 52

 

[Kever10]

I always carry some incase I come across any emergency girly breakdowns

Makes sense...

Be prepared and all that...