The Super Bowl lampooning thread

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Do all your lampooning of the NFL and America in general here.
 

If you can't get in a huff over a pound and a half of air, you must be a soulless whopper. Integrity.

We'll be shoving chips and guac into our faces while we guzzle the latest local hoppy malt beverage and watch our cheerleaders bounce up and down in slow motion. My wife is DVRing the game so she can ff thru the action tomorrow and watch the commercials.

You're so jealous you ache, you bunch of biffs.

 

A few years ago I decided that I would try to get into American Football, flicking channels I saw that the Thanksgiving matches were on so perfect chance to continue my pursuit of liking the sport.

When I changed the channel Nickleback were on stage in the middle of the field for a half time show, just do not understand the culture of non sports entertainment on that scale during a game.
 
mezzrow said:
If you can't get in a huff over a pound and a half of air, you must be a soulless whopper. Integrity.

We'll be shoving chips and guac into our faces while we guzzle the latest local hoppy malt beverage and watch our cheerleaders bounce up and down in slow motion. My wife is DVRing the game so she can ff thru the action tomorrow and watch the commercials.

You're so jealous you ache, you bunch of biffs.

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Could somebody please translate this for me, thanks.
 


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