The Super Bowl lampooning thread

[Minimeister]

I love American Football. No-one forces me to watch it but I do through September to Superbowl. When I go to football matches featuring Everton during this time I don't refer to either DEfence or OFFence.

 

[AndyC]

we will now honor America, by singing a song about the only war we didnt win

Narrow it down, they didn't exactly win in Korea or Vietnam either.

 

[tsubaki]

Narrow it down, they didn't exactly win in Korea or Vietnam either.

they did in Korea, and whilst Vietnam is debateable the NVA didnt burn Washington to the ground

 

[AndyC]

I love American Football. No-one forces me to watch it but I do through September to Superbowl. When I go to football matches featuring Everton during this time I don't refer to either DEfence or OFFence.

Nothing wrong with the game as such, it's all the gung-ho tribalist patriotism that goes with it.

 

[Wizard]

Given how patriotic the Americans are I find it weird that they don't join in on their National Anthem. You'd have thought they'd all be belting it out.

 

[Donald Twain]

I love American Football. No-one forces me to watch it but I do through September to Superbowl. When I go to football matches featuring Everton during this time I don't refer to either DEfence or OFFence.

Bet you eat loads of cheese burgers though , fatty!

 

[AndyC]

they did in Korea, and whilst Vietnam is debateable the NVA didnt burn Washington to the ground

I'd be tempted to call Korea a draw on points, Nam has to classed as a loss, and us torching Washington probably does still stick in their craw.

 

[AlE]

Really is a horribly gash sport.

Tried getting into it but failed miserably.

 

[tommye]

I'm bored already.



Ffs

 

[tommye]

oh hang on, some actual sport stuff about to happen....

 

[heatmeiser]

Leigh Razorbacks were the greatest team ever and will never be topped!!

GO GO SEATTLE SEAGULLS!

 

[tommye]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they play for 3 seconds and stop for two minutes.....

 

[heatmeiser]

So the Seagulls and the Patriarchs are both wearing mainly blue?

Cool.

 

[Foles75]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they play for 3 seconds and stop for two minutes.....

Why are ya watching then? Just curious..

 

[AlE]

Ffs he just ran into the kicker. What was he thinking?!