Things I have learned from Films

[Blue peter]

Someone also always seems to play a banjo in either 1) a bar brawl or 2) if being chased out of town

 

[summerisle]

In trouble in a small town in America ? Expect to be met with a fat sherrif, wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigar.

 

[Blue peter]

In trouble in a small town in America ? Expect to be met with a fat sherrif, wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigar.

And the sheriff always has a family member who is up to no good who the hero falls foul of

 

[summerisle]

In any apocalyptic film, the maverick, the nerd, and the feisty woman will always combine to save the day.

 

[the golden visionary]

If you get bitten by a 90's vampire you will instantly be a decent marshal artist

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

All of Mexico is a desert.

 

[degsy]

If you get bitten by a 90's vampire you will instantly be a decent marshal artist

...but you will look good in anything wear...and have cool hair like Gomes

 

[Blue peter]

Be nice and heartfelt to the ugly girl in school, because they ALWAYS end up being a stunner in later life

 

[captainvindaloo]

Movie/TV weather rules:
Thunderstorms only occur at night.
It is permanently foggy in Victorian London.
It always snows on Christmas Day.
It always rains for funerals.
It is always a beautiful sunny summer day in southern England counties, yet dark and dismal in the North.

 

[Tommy Chong]

In any slasher horror flick, one of the first victims will always be some young girl in a skimpy outfit.

And whiles running away from Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers/Freddy Kruger/Leatherface/Ghostface et al, she'll trip over something stupid and get slaughtered.

 

[PITA]

German soldiers were hopeless and obviously deaf. So easy for Americans soldiers, in particular, to sneak up on them from behind and slash their throats.

 

[degsy]

Be nice and heartfelt to the ugly girl in school, because they ALWAYS end up being a stunner in later life

This is true, last seen age 13, small plain girl with pigtails and NHS specs.
fast forward 6 yrs to a club in town
Statuesque stunner
I was politely rebuffed - you had your chance but you didn't want to know me at the youth club dance...jeez talk about holding a grudge.
Even half sober I might’ve had a bit of a chance ce to talk my way back into her good books, but I was totally bladdered so couldn't manage any coherent counter argument

Served me right

 

[summerisle]

A man wearing his hat at an angle is either dodgy or a casanova.

 

[Blue peter]

When someone wears a wire, the wire always seems to work until schizz goes down, then the wire seems to stop working

 

[degsy]

A man wearing his hat at an angle is either dodgy or a casanova.

*Checks angle of avatar's cap

Too close to calllol

Edit; on reflection I'm happy with slightly dodgy casanova