Things I have learned from Films

[Tommy Chong]

Everyone in movies is a knockout artist….it seemingly just takes one punch and the person hit doesn’t stay up, they go down and to sleep for the rest of the scene

Or alternatively in boxing/cage fighting movies like Rocky where they go for 12 full rounds throwing AND connecting with full blown haymakers...

And they're still standing in the end?!? Yeah... Try that in real life.

 

[Blue peter]

Or alternatively in boxing/cage fighting movies like Rocky where they go for 12 full rounds throwing AND connecting with full blown haymakers...

And they're still standing in the end?!? Yeah... Try that in real life.

I’d need to take a break on the ring walk

 

[Kurt.]

Everyone in movies is a knockout artist….it seemingly just takes one punch and the person hit doesn’t stay up, they go down and to sleep for the rest of the scene

That’s normal yeah ?

 

[sdk]

If you’re returning from the grocery, a baguette will be sticking out of your shopping bag.

Secret state agencies are staffed by hyper-competent functionaries able to enact meticulous programs of social control and their existence is never ever leaked to the public.

The characters in serious drama inhabit a world without farting.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Don't join the dark side if you want to be a sniper.

 

[Rita_Poon]

storm troopers have immaculate aim, except at Luke, Han, Chewy and Laia. It's even referenced by Obi Wan.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

You always hear the helicopter before you see the helicopter.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I've only seen 8 films and I was forced to watch them, so I haven't learnt anything.

Harry Potter?

 

[degsy]

If you’re returning from the grocery, a baguette will be sticking out of your shopping bag.

Secret state agencies are staffed by hyper-competent functionaries able to enact meticulous programs of social control and their existence is never ever leaked to the public.

The characters in serious drama inhabit a world without farting.

And a bunch of celery - nobody buys that much celery that often

 

[Lapeno77]

Smoking is good for you and saves lives.

Watched Aliens the other day and it dawned on me that Ripley would have died if she used ecigs rather than Zippo and cigarettes, then she and Newt would have been impregnated in the Med Bay scene.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Not to talk about Fight Clu.. [Poor language removed]!

 

[wgtwiddle]

Jason Bourne never eats.

 

[captainvindaloo]

All gunshots must use the exact same soundbyte recording, no matter the weapon.

 

[wgtwiddle]

No one car hear a gunshot when a silencer is used

 

[captainvindaloo]

Being hit over the head with a solid wood barstool and/or being thrown through a glass window causes no bodily harm to the hero.
However, it takes just the slightest of glancing blows to the shoulder to completely pulverize an opponent (as seen in real life on the football pitch every week).