Things I have learned from Films

[Tommy Chong]

If Samuel L. Jackson is in it, he will say MF at least once. Even if it's a kids film.

I'm pretty sure he is obligated to do so.

 

[Bluesaint]

A spy, who needs to quickly download a secret file will plug his usb drive in first time and never have to turn it over and try it the other way up, only for it to fit perfectly the way you tried it first.

People always go out to kill Dracula just as it’s getting dark. What’s wrong with finding him in his coffin at nine o’clock in the morning when sun’s blazing and then going and spending the afternoon in the pub?

 

[trueblue84]

 

[Kurt.]

Making love lasts for hours and everyone is satisfied and exhausted

 

[Kurt.]

Everyone knows a filthy spotty person who lives in a grotty bedsit.. but can hack into the mainframe

 

[Eggs]

….all those horses in Westerns but you never see horse poop.

 

[the golden visionary]

First it was the native guy who did it.
Then it was the black guy
Now it's usually the white guy

But it's always the French guy

 

[Rita_Poon]

First it was the native guy who did it.
Then it was the black guy
Now it's usually the white guy

But it's always the French guy

quite the connection...

 

[LostLegend]

Scientists must wear white coats and look at some sort of completely nonsensical computer graphic and interpret it confidently to a reporter or police detective. Usually with some sort of warning like "That DNA looks alien" or "That viral sequence looks like the plague"

"The neutrino's have mutated"

 

[the golden visionary]

quite the connection...

Thank you, I'm also good at pointless

 

[Tommy Chong]

In terms of narrators, you either got to go with Morgan Freeman, or alternatively, Sam Elliot if you want your film to be taken seriously…

Morgan though, he can narrate the hell out of anything!

He can even make He-Man sound like Hemingway.


‘I arrived at the entrance of Castle Greyskull only to have my eyes wonder across to the turbulent Eternian sky manifesting itself on the horizon.
As it made its way to my direction, it’s presence growing ominously with each passing second, I immediately knew that there could only be one course of action to be taken: I pulled the sword of power from its sheath and I uttered the phrase: ‘By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!’ With great intent!
It was at that moment I knew I had the power.
Indeed, I did have the power.’

 

[DanB90]

The police/FBI/MI5 or whoever definitely can’t trace your location via phone unless you stay on the line for an unspecified amount of time, which is usually just short of when the person they are trying to trace hangs up the phone.

 

[scratchnsurf]

If you talk about someone behind their back, they're always right behind you.

So you are actually talking about them in front of their front?

 

[summerisle]

When slow motion appears, it's do or die time.

 

[Blue peter]

Everyone in movies is a knockout artist….it seemingly just takes one punch and the person hit doesn’t stay up, they go down and to sleep for the rest of the scene