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A girl I once was seeing.....tried to entice me by saying that her ex had slept with over 150 women. I am still baffled why she told me that. Did she really think that would make me think she'd be a wise choice of a girlfriend? I can't give a **** about people's ex's
 
Alio said:
A girl I once was seeing.....tried to entice me by saying that her ex had slept with over 150 women. I am still baffled why she told me that. Did she really think that would make me think she'd be a wise choice of a girlfriend? I can't give a **** about people's ex's
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She a bit crazy which is a sure sign of filth. You should have been balls deep within the half hour sir.

As a side note, does anyone know how sexual partners their current one has had?
 

chicoazul said:
She a bit crazy which is a sure sign of filth. You should have been balls deep within the half hour sir.

As a side note, does anyone know how sexual partners their current one has had?
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Oh she was.....which was why I did not want her to be a girlfriend....

Which leads me to my next point. She was happy knowing a dude had been with a 150, I was thinking she wanted to match that. Classy.

I've always refrained from finding out how many any of my ex's have "been balls deep with"
 
chicoazul said:
She a bit crazy which is a sure sign of filth. You should have been balls deep within the half hour sir.

As a side note, does anyone know how sexual partners their current one has had?
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The golden rule is this. If its a women and she answers nine sexual partners then multiply it by four.

They have special rules that dont include 1) one nighters 2) quickies 3) kneetremblers 4) holiday romances 5) sexual partners best mates 6) mistakes 7) short term affairs etc etc. They pretty much count long relationships and that's that. Whereas lads...

If its a lad whatever number he comes up with divide it by at least four. Ten if he's a regular bull**** merchant and ugly as ****. So when he says 60 its more like fifteenish.
 
Alio said:
Oh she was.....which was why I did not want her to be a girlfriend....

Which leads me to my next point. She was happy knowing a dude had been with a 150, I was thinking she wanted to match that. Classy.

I've always refrained from finding out how many any of my ex's have "been balls deep with"
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Correct. Apart from discreetly trying to ascertain if they've been with another girl before is never a thing I like to dwell on.
 

Alio said:
Which leads me to my next point. She was happy knowing a dude had been with a 150, I was thinking she wanted to match that. Classy.
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Then why not help her? It is what is mate, no strings.

neonleon said:
The golden rule is this. If its a women and she answers nine sexual partners then multiply it by four.

They have special rules that dont include 1) one nighters 2) quickies 3) kneetremblers 4) holiday romances 5) sexual partners best mates 6) mistakes 7) short term affairs etc etc. They pretty much count long relationships and that's that. Whereas lads...

If its a lad whatever number he comes up with divide it by at least four. Ten if he's a regular bull**** merchant and ugly as ****. So when he says 60 its more like fifteenish.
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Laughing here. I sincerely don't know how many girls I've slept with, honestly, I haven't been counting.
 
I've slobbered over 44 girls (divide by 4). Only 3 I don't regret. Only 2 I actually liked the girl. Don't give a **** boys sex is so much better with someone you give a **** about.

Yeah that's right. Nik's keepin it real tonight.
 

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