Things you don't give a flying [Poor language removed] about

[Dylan]

The golden rule is this. If its a women and she answers nine sexual partners then multiply it by four.

They have special rules that dont include 1) one nighters 2) quickies 3) kneetremblers 4) holiday romances 5) sexual partners best mates 6) mistakes 7) short term affairs etc etc. They pretty much count long relationships and that's that. Whereas lads...

If its a lad whatever number he comes up with divide it by at least four. Ten if he's a regular bull**** merchant and ugly as ****. So when he says 60 its more like fifteenish.

Snowballing?

 

[Dylan]

In reference to the original title of this thread:

Ooo, ooo, I got one!

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/38312-Winter-Storm-on-its-way-to-UK-MONDAY-Hurrican-Katia

 

[Hibbert&Ernie]

Snowballing?

Thought you were going down the old "Thirty seven" route.

 

[chicoazul]

Black hair with a Scottish mum, so ginger gene being prevalent.

Was it Dennis Hopper that gave the "am I lying" question to the Mafiosos ?

Yer Mar did the waiter at Don Luigi's lad

Cuban mother, Scottish father lid.

Hahahahaha, probably.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Didn't happen the horror, I'd been working hard on him too.



I'm half Cuban ffs lid, what were you expecting.

Which side. Ooh silly question. Obviously the left

 

[Jamo Martinez]

My father was Australian, my mother was Welsh. So when I see a sheep, I hammer it.

 

[EFCNIK]

My dad's scouse and my mum's from M'boro.

So I steal **** all the time.

 

[ijjysmith]

The Proms....

I effing hate it - and I hate all the people who go to it. Just stop it.

And it always EVERY YEAR delays the start of Match Of The Day meaning that they could all be nice people and apologise and i still would hate them.

BELLWHIFFS

 

[RFUS]

The Proms....

I effing hate it - and I hate all the people who go to it. Just stop it.

And it always EVERY YEAR delays the start of Match Of The Day meaning that they could all be nice people and apologise and i still would hate them.

BELLWHIFFS

Just tuned in to MotD now to see this crap.

How long is it going to delay Motd?

 

[ijjysmith]

Just tuned in to MotD now to see this crap.

How long is it going to delay Motd?

No idea - i'm actually fuming as this happens EVERY YEAR

 

[Frank Drebin]

The Proms....

I effing hate it - and I hate all the people who go to it. Just stop it.

And it always EVERY YEAR delays the start of Match Of The Day meaning that they could all be nice people and apologise and i still would hate them.

BELLWHIFFS

I'd love to experience the proms live. The last night when they do "Jerusalem," always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

 

[Goat]

NUKE ENGLAND FFS

 

[ijjysmith]

I'd love to experience the proms live. The last night when they do "Jerusalem," always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

It makes me hate to be English

 

[Matt Damon]

The Proms....

I effing hate it - and I hate all the people who go to it. Just stop it.

And it always EVERY YEAR delays the start of Match Of The Day meaning that they could all be nice people and apologise and i still would hate them.

BELLWHIFFS

* entered into the Vaults

 

[ijjysmith]

NUKE ENGLAND FFS

Well no...but nuke the Royal Albert Hall......I HATE THEM and really hate the conductor man the most.