Thirsty centrist dads

[ClausThomsen]

Thanks Sue, I'm back at hospital, everything dotted and crossed except the ward doc's sig so I'm cancelling the 2200 discharge and settling in for the night.

Devastated I put the central heating on before I left.

Central heating becoming one of life's overriding concerns. That dad gene kicks in quick doesn't it?

 

[Connor]

Not a fan of Supertan then?

Worst

 

[coollino]

Anyone looking forward to cracking open one bottle or 330ml lager tonight? When the wife doesn't see of course!

 

[Marius57]

Don’t understand the question. I’m neither thirsty, centrist or a dad (yet, but will be in 6 months).

Do you naturally become thirsty and centrist when you become a dad? Do I have that to look forward to?

Congrats @Diogenes the Cynic

 

[Marius57]

I now understand. Still unsure which answer is the correct one though

 

[IrishBlue2022]

What is a centrist? Someone that shops exclusively in centras?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

What is a centrist? Someone that shops exclusively in centras?

They say they’re inclined to be left leaning but act all outraged if they have to pay a bit more tax and will drive their kids to school if they hear an asylum seeker has been housed about 3 streets away.

Common mating cries include:

‘ooh the ruddy tories’

‘This country will never accept a left wing government’

‘You know the royal family do being in a lot of money to this country’

Get flustered if a woman under 30 speaks to them and spend the subsequent weeks googling ‘cheap hair transplant’

 

[Blue 1]

Dad ️
Centrist
Thirsty

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I know a few are reading this thread and it’s just hit them. They are a thirsty centrist dad!

 

[coollino]

They say they’re inclined to be left leaning but act all outraged if they have to pay a bit more tax and will drive their kids to school if they hear an asylum seeker has been housed about 3 streets away.

Common mating cries include:

‘ooh the ruddy tories’

‘This country will never accept a left wing government’

‘You know the royal family do being in a lot of money to this country’

Get flustered if a woman under 30 speaks to them and spend the subsequent weeks googling ‘cheap hair transplant’

Favourite song is usually:

 

[COYBL25]

What is a centrist? Someone that shops exclusively in centras?

@ForeverBlue92 as the Grand Wizard of the Widnes Branch of the Holy Temple of Centrists, can you enlighten the man as to what a centrist is please ?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Favourite song is usually:

Also big fans of:



Dancing round the kitchen cooking broth. Kid comes in and says what’s this terrible music? They say ‘this is when music was real’

Goes upstairs and googles ‘carol vorderman nude’

 

[Piijt]

Spare a thought for us thirsty centrist grandads

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Spare a thought for us thirsty centrist grandads

The centrists grandads get a pass mate. You have enough on your plates with your dodgy knees and long scrotums. You’ve earned your thirst

 

[Blue 1]

What Type Of Centrist Dad Are You?

It's a broad church.

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