Thirsty centrist dads

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

What Type Of Centrist Dad Are You?

It's a broad church.

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Brextremist Centrist Dad:

For you, British politics means one thing: Brexit. The single biggest calamity to befall the UK since, well - ever. How could Britain have got things so irrevocably, irretrievably WRONG? You spend your days retweeting Andrew Adonis and reading up on obscure customs laws. You only drink continental wine. Your children will be schooled with relatives on the continent, and thence to the Sorbonne. Corbyn, May, anyone who wants anything other than another referendum - all are traitors to their country. From now on, you only drink French wine, and you recently bought a Citroen Xsara. If only you'd had time back in 2016 to campaign for Remain during the referendum. Or, come to think of it, vote for it.

That's me to a tee.

 

[coollino]

I'm making a korma tonight (I actually am). I'm using chicken though, not falafel

 

[coollino]

Brextremist Centrist Dad:

For you, British politics means one thing: Brexit. The single biggest calamity to befall the UK since, well - ever. How could Britain have got things so irrevocably, irretrievably WRONG? You spend your days retweeting Andrew Adonis and reading up on obscure customs laws. You only drink continental wine. Your children will be schooled with relatives on the continent, and thence to the Sorbonne. Corbyn, May, anyone who wants anything other than another referendum - all are traitors to their country. From now on, you only drink French wine, and you recently bought a Citroen Xsara. If only you'd had time back in 2016 to campaign for Remain during the referendum. Or, come to think of it, vote for it.

That's me to a tee.

The Brexit protesters/FBPE gang are one of the most unhinged groups going on twitter

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The Brexit protesters/FBPE gang are one of the most unhinged groups going on twitter

We know!

 

[ClausThomsen]

Shed Seven?

Bingo. Nailed it.

 

[coollino]

We all watching have I got news for you, tonight?

 

[Rita_Poon]

We all watching have I got news for you, tonight?

I'd like that to be the case, I really would. Think Hislop is all tuckered out...

 

[Blue 1]

Lower Managerial Centrist Dad:

You're young at heart: - Yes.

Witness your ever so slightly sporty family car and the fact you have opinions on Childish Gambino - i drive a Toyota Corolla Hybrid Touring Sport lol and listen to an awful lot of hip hop. Not all old school, either. lol

You like socialism - Yes. Lots.

So why don't you like Labour? It's just... all a bit too much at the minute. You've got bills to pay - No, they're nowhere near left wing enough for me.

Is Jeremy Corbyn going to help you pay your bills? He's not going to help you pay your bills, is he? - He probably would've tbf. Certainly compared to what's going on now.

And, above all, deep down, you want to send your kids to private school Corbyn doesn't like that. Christ, maybe he's right. It is immoral. Hopefully they'll get a scholarship. Conscience clear - Nah, Corbyn is right. Should be abolished. Hotbeds of privilege and buggery and a big part of what's caused this country's ills. Get rid.

 

[Cecil]

The Brexit protesters/FBPE gang are one of the most unhinged groups going on twitter

My dad had FBPE in his Twitter bio, we don’t speak much these days.

 

[coollino]

My dad had FBPE in his Twitter bio, we don’t speak much these days.

He'd follow you back tho!

 

[coollino]

Lower Managerial Centrist Dad:

You're young at heart: - Yes.

Witness your ever so slightly sporty family car and the fact you have opinions on Childish Gambino - i drive a Toyota Corolla Hybrid Touring Sport lol and listen to an awful lot of hip hop. Not all old school, either. lol

You like socialism - Yes. Lots.

So why don't you like Labour? It's just... all a bit too much at the minute. You've got bills to pay - No, they're nowhere near left wing enough for me.

Is Jeremy Corbyn going to help you pay your bills? He's not going to help you pay your bills, is he? - He probably would've tbf. Certainly compared to what's going on now.

And, above all, deep down, you want to send your kids to private school Corbyn doesn't like that. Christ, maybe he's right. It is immoral. Hopefully they'll get a scholarship. Conscience clear - Nah, Corbyn is right. Should be abolished. Hotbeds of privilege and buggery and a big part of what's caused this country's ills. Get rid.

Thank Christ my ford focus is over 15 years old

 

[Billy Dean]

Who would you most like to go for a pint with? Russ, Femi, James O’Brien or Ian Dunt?

 

[Blue 1]

Thank Christ my ford focus is over 15 years old

Mine's a company car.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Well well well

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Who would you most like to go for a pint with? Russ, Femi, James O’Brien or Ian Dunt?

Probably all of them at once and then everytime big Russ tried speaking I’d loudly start reading out lines from
his sex blog.